Almond Joy

To ejaculate on a piece of fecal matter, preferably human feces.

Jhon: Richard! Did you make another almond joy in the bathroom?
Richard: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.

by Lemonade Man420 April 22, 2020

almond joy

A situation in which a man's testicles might shift to a position that is very uncomfortable and requires adjusting.

Rick totally forgot how deep my car seats were the other day and gave himself an almond joy.

by destructoid user February 25, 2008

almond joy

When a guy shits on a girls chest, rubs her tits in it, and then proceeds to clip his toe nails into the feces.

"Hey bob, I gave you're wife an almond joy last night"

by Jon and barry October 27, 2006

Almond Joy

When a man has diarrhea and it covers his testicals. He can let it dry on his testicals and then let someone lick it off.
Female version of this is a "Mounds"

Jeff had the shits all day, so when I got home he gave me an almond joy.

by malcum ex November 22, 2010

almond joy

a person who is only attractive sometimes.

John Mayer is an almond joy.

by meagan and jenn April 25, 2005

Almond Joy

When a man's genitals are fondled by a partner.

Jack: Jill came over gave me almond joy last night.

Ben: lucky bastard!

by really there are no names left September 23, 2010

almond joy

The act in which a man lays a dump across a girl's pussy and then proceeds to ejaculate on the excrement.

Dude, I totally gave Suzy an almond joy last night!

by tomphoofer August 13, 2007