almond mom

Typically white suburban moms who were 90s girls and never accepted they had an eating disorder, so now they have to make it everyone else’s problem

“A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips is my almond moms favorite mantra”

by Sydkid765 October 18, 2022

Almond Joy

A black guy who acts white.

You heard Jamal is an almond joy? Black on the outside but white on the inside.

by Squirtle1200 November 10, 2022

almosttoasty

search it up, it's good and will make you ask your sexuality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

it's not gay if it's almosttoasty

by 8we6oqd4wq May 13, 2020

almond tofu

What Xiao from Genshin Impact eats daily in hopes of trying to extend his height from 157 even though he’s 2000 years old.

Why did you make almond tofu, did you realised that you have summoned Xiao accidentally?

by nekohwa March 8, 2021

Almog

Almog are the most smartest hottest and funniest person you will ever meet. They have a great looks and personality and they are very loyal , they care the most about their friends and family. Sometimes almog's are too extra and annoying but it's only because they feel comfortable around you. They will always be there for you and will never judge you no matter what. Keep them in .your life because they are the best

Almog- their always the hottest bitch/dude in the room and they not scared of no hoes so chile.

by Brianna559 June 10, 2020

almond cookie

an old cookie that everyones simps for

p1: almond cookie is so hot he gets me hard
p2: hes a fictional character and hes like 40 years old

by anonymous November 8, 2021

Almond Chicken

Noun: girl that tans so much that she looks like an almond, or just a girl that looks like a slut.

Kaz, "Oh man, she is an almond chicken! Thank you very much!"
Sam, "You're right Kaz, she tans too much!"
Kaz, "Not only that, she looks like a slut"
Mark, "I like her!"

by sammykaz April 1, 2009