allister

best person in the world better than ewan

ewan is a spaz allister is great

by bobs4445634 May 16, 2018

Allister

Literally poggers male. Very alpha and massive cock.

Wow, Allister has a big cock, unlike dowker.

by very pog May 4, 2021

Alester

An amazing person with an adorable face. A caring and gentle friend who’s always gonna be by your side to either do something stupid with you or to clean up after you’ve done something stupid. Alesters love animals and will fight you if you’re mean to one even though they are too soft to fight. They always make sure there’s enough good snacks and smirnoff at big parties. They are very gay and don’t give two shits about homophobes. They also have an amazing sense of humour PERIODT. They hate people but they still manage to make many friends. They usually have a best friend who’s just as chaotic (if not more chaotic) as them and who’s gonna be talking to the cashier for them when they need to pay for something or embarrassing them in public. They are very shy but as soon as you get to know them they are amazing people.

Girl 1 : "Yo that antisocial kid next to that really loud weirdo is looking at me funny"

Girl 2 : "Oooh...yeah that must be an Alester"

by noemiebutyouresayingitwrong March 12, 2020

Alyster

A person known for his extreme mood swings, and gayness. Usually found in basements, Alysters are non-social creatures that love to play games. Such as TF2, and Overwatch. The computer is an Alysters' life source, and must be on at all times unless turned off by the Alyster. If you ever think about getting an Alyster, don't. These creatures will forever be free. If you ever see an Alyster in danger, call us never. 'Cause we don't care! All Alysters are male btw, you can figure out how they reproduce.

"Is that an Alyster?"
"No, that's called a gae."
"Ohkai."

by Ladleboi October 12, 2018

allisterandhisbadart

Someone who needs a hug.

Allisterandhisbadart is amazing. I love HIM so much HES amazing. THEY fill me with joy when i see THEM.

by Allisterandhisbadart May 9, 2021

Allestrial

The word katina uses because she doesnt know how to say arrestrial.

Hey can you make the word allestrial because I cant say the other word.

by Shelbalinaa September 19, 2021

Allwetterreifen

The absolute pinnacle of human inventionism. Those who are eager to try it themselves have been reported to no longer change their tires when seasons change.

Ich benutze Allwetterreifen.

Was halten Sie von Allwetterreifen?

by Atomspalter December 30, 2022