Allahu Snackbar

When severe munchies start, it's time to hit the fridge/snack food aisle/Taco Bell with the ferocity of a terrorist trying to buy the affection of his/her imaginary friend in the sky. Allahu snackbar is the declaration of intention in such a scenario.

"Dude, is the blunt done?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I'm 'bout to 9-11 your fridge. ALLAHU SNACKBAR!"

Although his friends agreed that it was their favorite moment of the road trip, Steven realized that yelling "ALLAHU SNACKBAR!" in the McDonald's drive-thru was not the smartest idea he'd ever had.

by Dharma Midget November 21, 2016

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allahu akbar? no! like extra holes poked through your head by peaceful shrapnel are akbar: NOT at all!! Children who refuse to be sexually victimized have explosives lashed to them to spread the islam around in the finest particles possible (acerbic apologetics assault) as quickly as possible (explosive ecumenism).

by allah not akbar² June 15, 2013

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Allahu Akbar

A thoughtful Arabic expression used by Islamic terrorists to kindly let nearby citizens know that they are about to spontaneously explode.

It roughly translate to: "get the fuck out the way unless you wanna turn into soup"

Air Hostess: "Can I get you any refreshments?"

ISIS boi: "ALLAHU AKBAR"

Air Hostess: "Well, fuck"

by u r luvd July 10, 2020

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