allahu akbar? no!

NO!

allahu NOT-akbar

allahu akbar? no! like extra holes poked through your head by peaceful shrapnel are akbar: NOT at all!! Children who refuse to be sexually victimized have explosives lashed to them to spread the islam around in the finest particles possible (acerbic apologetics assault) as quickly as possible (explosive ecumenism).

by allah not akbar² June 15, 2013

Allahu Akbar

A thoughtful Arabic expression used by Islamic terrorists to kindly let nearby citizens know that they are about to spontaneously explode.

It roughly translate to: "get the fuck out the way unless you wanna turn into soup"

Air Hostess: "Can I get you any refreshments?"

ISIS boi: "ALLAHU AKBAR"

Air Hostess: "Well, fuck"

by u r luvd July 10, 2020

Allahu akbar

Allahu akbar is a phrase used before the act of terrorism.

allahu akbar... ALLAHU AKBAR! boom

by antenymxd May 8, 2019

allahu akbar

A word you shouldn't yell at cars that pass you on the highway with their windows open

"Hey (friend), I almost got my head blown off by a 12 gauge shotgun after yelling allahu akbar at cars passing by"

by fortniteburgerexe April 1, 2022

Allahu Snackbar

Where ISIS troops have their fair share of grace.

Abdullah: Hey, I'm headed to the Allahu Snackbar, wanna come?
Abode: But we're poor us fuck.
Abdullah: Riiiiiiiggggghhhhhhhttttttttt... :(

by HeatSeeking CuntMissile. October 30, 2017

allahu akboard

A popular style of skateboarding originating from the Mecca region of Saudi Arabia.

Bashir: Hasan, do you want to allahu akboard on Saturday after prayer?

Hasan: Of course. I need to practice my suicide flip.

by Smel_Mydik September 14, 2014

Allahu AkBLOCK

When you headshot an islamic terrorist trying to suicide bomb, preventing him from killing anyone.

Wow, that terrorist would have caused some serious damage if it was not for that policeman who totally Allahu Akblocked him.

by backbar January 15, 2017