Alimony

Basically, she has the legal right to take your house, your money, everything you worked so hard your entire life to get, and your balls.

Nathaniel had to pay alimony to his wife Janetta after two years of marriage, despite the fact that she has already been divorced six times before.

by AYB October 9, 2003

Alimony

That wife you love so much, the little honey buns who you thought was an angel? Well, she's going to castrate you. Once she's done with that, she'll take your kids, put a restraining order on you with a false accusation, and then she'll take everything that rightfully belongs to YOU. After this, you must followed with a series of payments to support her, even if she is perfectly able to work.

Yes, my friend, welcome to the world of alimony. You better pray that the child support (which WILL inevitably come) does not toss your castrated balls into the grinder to make food for the dogs.

Judge: You make 30,000 a year, so you must give your wife 15,000. Oh, and your child support is $300 a month.

Guy: Good-bye comfort and hello hunger...

by BusinessMan April 22, 2005

alimony babe

A female who lives in one of the varied United States that provides alimony payments for an ambitionless female, who attracts a certain type of male who only frequents such states; who is searching for an easy, low expectation relationship with her, who finds her a real cheap catch, that another man/alimony payor continues to support, unbenounced to the alimony female.

Hey man did you check out that hot alimony babe? Yeah shes a real catch, her ex husband still pays alimony and I don't have to do nothing... I can take her for a .99 cent burger and she'll do anything sexually...

by shanlew April 26, 2011

Alimony

A word you learn when you get divorced.

What's alimony? You'll know exactly what it is when you get your ass handed to you in court.

by 5amideas May 7, 2022

Downtown Alimony

When a divorce occurs and one ex solicits the other for post-marital sexual favors in exchange for commodities.

"Hey Jen, I heard you have a car payment you need help putting towards."
"Alright Eric- I'll award you some Downtown Alimony in exchange for money to the car note."

by Mickey Terf May 24, 2019

Alibongwe

Alibongwe usually very smart and intelligent.Alibongwe often thinks about things in a very deep way and sees what other people don’t see in things.He is a very good athlete also has an exquisite taste (fashion,music,cars etc.) Someone you go to for advice when you need help with your sex life. The Love Guru, tall, dark,handsome,seduces girls easily and is very affectionate. Alibongwe is also a very good best friend and has an amazing personality which makes him very lovable and popular.

You’re lucky you have Alibongwe.

by Avl Escalante November 22, 2021

Alimony

uh...Shawn sweetie, you forgot one..............

.......pre-nup

by Evil Tim August 5, 2003