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Alcoholiclint

A person who drives through the piney woods region in in search of bass while intoxicated.
Look at that dude driving through the woods with a cooler and fishing rods in the bed...must be an alcoholiclint.

Some guy left a bunch of beer and stinkbait at our lakehouse, then drove off leaving dually ruts in our yard, yea...it was an alcoholiclint.
by Beauxgrass June 29, 2009
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Alcoholistic

The antithesis of Teetotalism; the embrace of alcohol as a life-enriching and enjoyable substance and presence in everyday life. Plays on the words alcoholic and holistic.

Can be used as an adjective (to be Alcoholistic) or a noun (to be an Alcoholistic).
"You're an alcoholic?"
"No, I just enjoy drinking. I'm an Alcoholistic."

"I don't drink or put toxins in my body. I also listen to shitty music."
"Oh yeah? I'm Alcoholistic. It makes it way easier to deal with you."
by apeirophobia February 1, 2010
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Alcoholis Interuptis

A serious physical and psychological condition arising from a short period of drinking, typically at lunch, followed by a period of not drinking. Symptoms include headache, sleepiness and irritability.
The only known cure is more alcohol.
Billy: I had a couple beers at lunch, and now I have a headache and no buzz.

John: Yeah, I noticed from your bitchy comments and yawns during the staff meeting you were suffering from Alcoholis Interuptis.
by Three martini queeny April 28, 2010
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suit and tie alcoholic

A very successful professional, often a businessman, who is also an extremely heavy drinker on the side
"He just had 15 shots of Jameson and has to present at the 8AM investor meeting tomorrow!"

"Don't worry about it, he's a suit and tie alcoholic"
by el.boris2 November 16, 2011
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AlcoLOLic

An individual that combines their love of alcohol with their love of a good laugh, especially online.

As their alcohol intake rises they laugh harder and their comebacks become snappier until the critical point is passed and they, and their posts, go into sharp decline.

Normally, at this point, wine is spilt on to the keyboard and they flounce off to bed.
John: Wow, Cookiee is getting funnier and funnier tonight.

Sean: She's an alcoLOLic, her funniness is in direct correlation to her alcohol intake.

John: She love's da vino!!!

coined the term Lady Tryhard SadassSydneySider Hyperado
by JustJayne September 11, 2010
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alcoholic

When one drink is too many, and a thousand aren't enough.
If an alcoholic just doesn't have that first next one, they are on the right track. That first one is the killer.
by TnPat March 8, 2004
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Alcoholic

someone who knows there is no way to actually break someone other than convincing them to take a punishment for themselves such as picking cotton and the longer they do it, the more sketchy they look
Person 1: Imma do it in front of god, watch me not break afterwards lol.

Person 2: Lol you alcoholic.

Person 1: Lol r they against marijuana too?
by Bitchwhipped the cartel December 9, 2021
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