Alfie Deyes

A british youtuber with a crooked smile, a heart of gold and a whole lot of handsome.

Everyone everywhere: "My perfect man would be Alfie Deyes. Nice, funny, handsome, and british."

by Ail Avac November 27, 2012

Alfie Deyes

A giant tory

You remember Zoella boyfriend Alfie Deyes? yeah he is a Tory now

by TD1SL Member March 10, 2019

Alwine

Alwine you are the best person alive. You put so much effort into making me feel better and always keep me going. I know u always searched up your name on here and never found a definition, I know it probably wasnt a big deal for you but you deserve your own definition my mate. I love you and I always will, platonic or not I WILL. I wish I could just hug you all day and cuddle with you. You are my home, my comfort place and my favourite person. I know you will never see this and even if u wont even know its from me but I just wanna say this so badly: I love you, and as I'm writing this my heart is exploding because of you. Thank you Alwine for remembering the smallest details abt the things I tell you and thank you for your hugs (they r very comforting ma lorddd). You are the best, I wish I could kiss you rn. My mate I love you (I know u dont deserve me but its the truth).

-Your dashing mate :)

Dude 1: I have been talking to this girl lately, she is the best person alive, legit.
Me: She is such an Alwine

by dashing mate December 28, 2021

Aline

After 2 months of knowing her you learn a few things. She is a smart woman who loves with a big heart and is very hard working. Aline never believes me that I enjoy her meals, however I do and enjoy every bite. We aren't perfect people and aren't always on the same page, but when she is gone my mind is flooded with all of my memories of her and the fun we have together. We can act so goofy in front of each other and become so serious too, she is a great listener and has a sexy voice when she speaks. When those lips touch mine my heart melts like white chocolate. Her heart can't melt because it is made of gold, she is the type of person who will drop everything to help and do what is right. When I hear her history, I stop and think that she deserves so much more than what she has been dealt. I learned that if I am to spend everyday with somebody I choose this beautiful lady and the little ogre that comes with her.

Aline, happy two months and many more!!

by Phagemaster May 17, 2020

alpine slucking

The act of fornication as carried out on a sled speeding down a hill. Sledding on a steep incline is not recommended, and the participants risk the threat of serious injury. Just another way to heat up your sex life in those chilly winter months. Common in Norway.

Sledder 1: What the fuck is on that sled?

Sledder 2: Oh, just your aunt and uncle alpine slucking.

Sledder 1: ...

by fornicatia January 4, 2010

Alfie Ping

To have extremely high ping (a lot of lag,) like Alfie.

Person 1: "Man, I'm lagging really bad."
Person 2: "Damn, you got Alfie ping."

by life gone south August 3, 2020

Alfie morgan

the hardest most solid lad on planet earth! Alfie will personally knock your misses out cold after a dodgy happy meal.
Alfie Morgan is also the world champion in underground eating contests and the heavyweight champion of the world in how much Stella you can down before rupturing your liver

Alfie Morgan oooh he’s well solid butt told him to STOP IT BOY and he just ate me house

by Phil Collins & Sons October 20, 2021