alcohol aficionado

A person who has a lot of knowledge about and is enthusiastic about alcohol, but "isn't an alcoholic."

"I'm not an alcoholic, I'm an alcohol aficionado!" - Hamish Duke, The Order

by NeonPaladin27 August 29, 2020

alcohol

The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.

To ALCOHOL: The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.

by Matt J September 22, 2005

Alcoholiclint

A person who drives through the piney woods region in in search of bass while intoxicated.

Look at that dude driving through the woods with a cooler and fishing rods in the bed...must be an alcoholiclint.

Some guy left a bunch of beer and stinkbait at our lakehouse, then drove off leaving dually ruts in our yard, yea...it was an alcoholiclint.

by Beauxgrass June 29, 2009

alcohol farts

After a solid day or evening of drinking, the human body expels the no longer effective ingredients in alcoholic drinks in the form of horrorendous fecal air gas which in return is the most effective weapon for Dutch ovens or underblanket farts.

Protein farts are the result of supplements for the body, alcohol farts are the result of the body rejecting toxins after serving their purpose of good buzzes and drunk stooperness.

Damn, I got my drink on last night, now I have the nasty alcohol farts. Can’t wait to burn Betty’s nose hairs with the next one!

by Charles Blue-it August 6, 2018

alcohol to sound ratio

The ratio that dictates that the more you drink, the louder you talk.

The later in the evening we go to that fine restaurant, the more likely we are to be sitting next to a large and obnoxious group of folks who will personally demonstrate the alcohol to sound ratio for us.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

Alcohole

A person who becomes an asshole upon drinking any alcoholic substance.

Pronounced Ahl cuh hole

Jenny: I'm going to a party with John
Susan: Sounds fun! Will there be beer?
Jenny: Duh!
Susan: Well don't let John have any, he's a real alcohole.

by Lionchick January 17, 2009

Alcoholis Interuptis

A serious physical and psychological condition arising from a short period of drinking, typically at lunch, followed by a period of not drinking. Symptoms include headache, sleepiness and irritability.
The only known cure is more alcohol.

Billy: I had a couple beers at lunch, and now I have a headache and no buzz.

John: Yeah, I noticed from your bitchy comments and yawns during the staff meeting you were suffering from Alcoholis Interuptis.

by Three martini queeny April 28, 2010