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alaysha

She is amazing, sexy, beautiful, and adorably crazy. she has her goals set, and if you prove yourself she will inclued you if she finds that your the one. if she loves you theres no going back, once you have her your life is changed and you will wonder how you lived without her.
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Alasas

A term currently used to denote sarcasm and invalidates the associated sentence, premise or conclusion. The word "alasas" feeds on the associated sentence, the stronger and more definitive (minimal logical guarding) the associate sentence, the more it is refuted overall. Kinda like Newton's third law of physics.

It is also commonly used to demonstrate very low expectations in a certain person.

From the root in slang Chaldean/ Assyrian Aramaic and in slang Iraqi Arabic, meaning "ala-asas" =

exact definition "based on the foundation of"

"Ala" = depending on/ on top of
"Asas" = foundation

Currently is used to mean "as if" in a sarcastic fashion.

Sometimes the term alasas.com is used interchangeably to denote a database of lack of expectation.
Terrence will definitely win by "Knock Out" in a boxing match with his roommate. Alasas

Or

Alasas; Terrence will win by Knock out in a boxing match with his roommate.

Meaning :

I highly doubt Terrence will win by KO in a boxing match with his roommate.

Example 2:
Kevro promised I will have my money tomorrow for sure, Alasas.

Meaning: I will never get my money..
by Sparty311 May 4, 2013
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alaskan dick mask

When a man proceeds to ejaculate on a womens facial region while on a chairlift going up a mountain, she carries on by snowboarding/skiing down the mountain creating a frozen seamen based mask
"ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK?"

"THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES"

DRAYMOUND: "WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ALASKAN DICK MASK"......... JAMAQUIS:"DO YOU WANT TO GO SKIING??"
by BURRBURRSHWASTED August 5, 2011
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alisha

alisha is a very pretty, smart and kind girl.
she has a very kind heart and will never fail to make you smile.
she thinks that she looks bad in photos but she is actually so beautiful.
she will always make sure that you are happy and you are okay.
she can be very sensitive and emotional and cries when she is mad.
she is also very, very loyal. once she finds the one she will only love them, forever.
when someone breaks her heart, she will be upset for a little bit
but she will laugh it off and find someone better.
usually her exes are ugly and they were out of her league.
alisha ? oh!! sha sha :) i love her !!
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Alaskan War Horn

The act of jizzing in a Bugle chip, then placing the pointy end inside your or your lovers anus. After placing it, squat over your lover's face and fart into the Bugle. This will cause the jizz to spray over your partner's face.
"Hey Jack, what did you do yesterday?" "Oh, Jeremy and I gave each other Alaskan War Horns! Yum Yum!"
by Ask Ken To Dance With Me January 20, 2013
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Alaskan Firedragon

So the Urbandictionary definition made you curious too?
by Kissingtheshadows March 25, 2005
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alaskan angry bull

Alaskan angry bull:

the act where you fuck a girl from behind. After a few seconds, hold on to her real hard and whisper in her ear: ''i have syphillis''The goal is then to keep your dick inside her and attempt to stay mounted while the animal attempts to buck off the rider.

eight full seconds count as a qualified ride.

variant form of alaskan dragon
hey dude i just pullef an alaskan angry bull on my hookup from last night

really? did you qualify?

you know i did!

Ayyy!

*high five*
by _N8 June 22, 2016
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