Al Sharpton

An ignorant, loud mouth, anti-american, camera-chasing racist who promotes and supports racial hatred/ tension.
America would be a much better place without the likes of Al Sharpton running around shooting off their mouths.
by Al "Nappy Hair" Sharpton October 06, 2009
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Al Sharpton

The Jack Thompson of African Americans. Nuff said

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Al Sharpton uses RACISM as a scapegoat for many African American victims just like Jack Thompson uses VIOLENCE in video games as a scapegoat for kids who have no common decency or sense of reality in order to get away with it clean. And just like politics, they both focus on who to blame rather than actually trying to fix the problem.
by Mecha105 July 28, 2007
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Al Sharpton

The formal name for the drink commonly called chocolate milk.
Waiter: Can I get you something to drink?
Customer: Yes, I'll have an Al Sharpton, please.
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Al Sharpton's Disorder

A speech disorder named after the Baptist minister Alfred Charles "Al" Sharpton, Jr. Individuals inflicted with this disorder exhibit the following symptom of utilizing a lexicon consisting of overly complex terminology that is beyond the individual’s capacity for successful utilization. Often those inflicted with this speech disorder misuse or mispronounce words, resulting in sounding like a complete dumbass when talking. Sufferers of this disorder are also prone to frequent, incoherent ramblings and word-salads.
The following are examples of Al Sharpton's Disorder:

Rectum – I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum both.
Disappointment – My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

Dictate – My girlfriend say my dictate good.

Fortify – I axed this ho on da street, “how much?” she say “fortify.”

"All that inside dirty that the IRS i i is doing that she needed to defeat them" -Al Sharpton quote
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Al Sharpton Syndrome

When you have to stir shit up to stay relevant
Damn Fauci wanting us to wear masks again i swear he has Al Sharpton Syndrome
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Al Sharpton

Al Sharpton invented the Black Lies Matter (BLM) movement alredy a decades ago and used it successfully e.g. in the case of Tawana Brawley, although it soon turned out that she had fabricated the story and Al the lying N-word with his cronies had to pay compensations, but even today gullible fools believe this lying sheboon was a victim.
A man who cares about his hygiene remembers to wash his Al Sharpton often enough.
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Al Sharpton

Al Sharpton invented the Black Lies Matter, BLM movement alredy a decades ago and used it successfully e.g. in the case of Tawana Brawley, although it soon turned out that she had fabricated the story because fear of her parents and for that reason Al, the racist lying nigger with his cronies had to pay compensations to the victims, but even today gullible fools believe this lying sheboon was a victim. Sharpton has never apologized to his innocent victims, one of the victims even committed suicide due to media pressure.

A man who takes care of his intimate hygiene washes his Al Sharpton often enough
A man who takes care of his intimate hygiene washes his Al Sharpton often enough.
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