Acorn Smuggler

A man who wears a speedo, tight briefs or sweatpants where his nuts are evidently on display, much to the chagrin of anyone viewing this. The nuts are usually not sizable enough to merit attention; therefore, they are sized as acorns.

The dude on the beach in the speedo was a definite acorn smuggler as you could see his nuts.

by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

His Airness

Michael Jordan, the baddest dude ever to lace up a pair of sneakers. The only hooper ever to have a title worthy of a king.

Man you can't stop His Airness...you can only hope to contain him (NBA Street)

by quiggler September 20, 2006

airnik

By far the worst user on any message board ever. Gets off on reporting users and being an arrogant ass. Got two of the greatest users ever on IGN permabanned

I hope your mother builds a time machine and goes back in time and aborts you, AirNik

by Gigli March 15, 2005

pounding acorn

The act of vigorous penile stimulation, as through vaginal or anal penetration, or aggressive masturbation.

Darren was pounding acorn to naked pictures of Donna.

by A. Kroeber January 12, 2008

AirNik

1. A whiny little bitch who cries to IGN Mods whenever his name is mentioned.

2. A dicksucking bastard who has his head so far the IGN Mods ass, he can lick the back of their tounges.

3. Slang term for oral sex. See Blowjob

"Mr. Mod, they're talking about me again."
*slurp* *slurp*
Waaahhhhh!!!!!!

by feartheunown March 15, 2005

Aion

A new MMORPG being released by NCSoft for a Western audience. Previously released in South Korea and China, the game has enjoyed widespread acclaim as a potential challenger to the current undisputed market leader, World of Warcraft. NCSoft have assigned their Western counterparts ("NCWest") the task of making alterations - subtle and otherwise - to the game, in order for it to appeal more to a Western audience.

Due for release in September of 2009 in both the EU and North America, many hope that it will finally bring some competition to the world of MMO gaming, to the point of "fanboys" on both sides badmouthing eachothers' games.

Person A: "Hey, check this new MMO; it's called Aion. You can even fly! This is totally going to ruin WoW."

Person B: "I don't think it's going to *ruin* it, per se... WoW is still an excell-"

Person A: "Dude, what the hell?! AION IS BETTAR."

Person B: "NO U."

etc. etc.

by Leivan July 13, 2009

airnik

a jackass that needs to kill himself

**** airnik let him **** in hell

by jason_640 March 15, 2005