Albertan

Albertans are residents of Alberta, Canada. They are generally annoying, driving grossly oversized trucks and bragging about their riches made on the oil field. Albertans don't have bad intentions for the most part, but when they come through your town on vacation, they often get in the way. They are terrible drivers, and for some reason think they are all truckers. They often tow large river boats behind their trucks, and are very inconsiderate of others. When fishing on the riverbank, they like to march in on your spot and act like they run the show. You can always tell an Albertan by their fishing techniques. They cast terribly, come in with all the wrong gear, and often gaff fish in the back.

Meh, whatever. Must be an Albertan.

by redneck125 August 4, 2011

albertan lemonade stand

A gas station. Serving Alberta’s sweet nectar (oil).

Eh bud! I’m runnin low on juice. Can we stop at the Albertan Lemonade Stand up the road?

by ThicccSebaaaaaa April 8, 2023

Albertan Crème Brûlée

To hack a dart while concurrently sucking on a Werther’s Original caramel.

Hey Justin, wanna go to the smoke pit for an Albertan Crème Brûlée?

by CaptainBerta July 18, 2023

albertan

n. Proudly ill-informed redneck willing to blindly ignore science while the bodies pile up

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Masks don’t never work; it’s in the bible. A true albertan would know that.

by gnostic3 May 4, 2021

Albertan

An Albertan is a scumfuck from Alberta who makes a shit ton of money and still complains about prices. Wouldn't know how to work if someone kicked them in the ass. The maritimers come out and do most of the work and don't get paid as much as the Albertan fuckers. Rude and wouldn't know manners if it punched em in the dick.

"buddy over there's really rude" - maritimer
"he's an Albertan"

by NS_NB_PEI_NFLD March 5, 2016

Albertan

Racist assholes with the highest sense of entitlement you could imagine

"I think it's absolutely intolerant of them to tell us how to change our lives and our people. She should go back to her country and try to make her country better."
J.B.(Albertan) after defacing a portrait of Greta Thunberg.

by Never_too_late October 22, 2019

North Albertan Water Balloon

The act of re-using a condom to the point it is completely full of semen and then freezing it, and finally consuming The final product, Aka cumsicle.

Bro, Me and my girlfriend just finished making our North Albertan Water Balloon last night.

by The ghini supreme November 8, 2019