The funniest most random most amazing person you'll ever meet! She enjoys strange shows like adventure time and is easily distracted. She is a master dancer and super sweet. She has to be the single greatest person in the world
Person #1:Did you see that girl she's almost awesome enough to be called Aulani! Person #2:psh are you delusional? She's nowhere near close of being worthy of the name Aulani!
by LittlemissJ March 10, 2011
Get the Aulani mug.Probably one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. Has beautiful eyes and a great sense of humour to match her beautiful and big booty. Has the best fashion sense in town and will always get you in on the latest trends - she'll also be able to snag you a place at the new local hotspot. She is a loyal friend who is truthful but also caring and will help you out any time you need. You need a Aolani in your life and without her the darkness is just too dark. She will be the light that will carry you along the way and her sensitive and kind words will help you to make the right decision. She doesn't sleep around and she will be a very great girlfriend - so treat her right! You need her in your life FOR SURE.
Friend 1: Woah! You snagged an Aolani?
Friend 2: Yeah! I'm just so lucky to be able to have her in my life.
Friend 1: You go dude.
Friend 2: Thanks man - she's most certainly my kind of woman.
Friend 2: Yeah! I'm just so lucky to be able to have her in my life.
Friend 1: You go dude.
Friend 2: Thanks man - she's most certainly my kind of woman.
by __millsx October 11, 2015
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Get the alanie mug.A form of irony that, at a cursory glance, seems to completely miss the definition of irony. Upon further consideration, it occurs to people later that the only thing ironic about it is that there is nothing ironic about it. This, in turn, sets up a conundrum wherein critics are no longer sure whether the original author is either a genius or fucking stupid. Named for Alanis Morisette's song Ironic.
The book was Alanis ironic in that the "ironic" stories the author told were so far off the mark that people had to wonder, given his otherwise sound literary prowess, whether he intentionally used "cosmic irony" to both increase the colloquial understanding of the misuse of ironic and define it in a subtle way, or if he really just doesn't understand irony.
by Leghumpingconnoisseur January 20, 2015
Get the Alanis Ironic mug.Beautiful, Confident, and all around fun Alani is the type of person people confide in when there down but don't be fooled by Alani's looks she's as nosy as nosy gets but doesn't like confrontation and you can't help but fall in love with her personality because she truly is a gift from heaven.
Wilmary: Your so awesome Alani!
Jada: You really get me sometimes girl.l
Hunter: I hate you but I can't help loving you
Jada: You really get me sometimes girl.l
Hunter: I hate you but I can't help loving you
by Love4Eva August 30, 2016
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by vunra April 17, 2019
Get the ailani mug.The ficticious characteristic given to an initially reserved big brother housemate to give them confidence and so interact more with the other housemates. 'Ahmanania' was also a bit of fun for it's male creators, however with this new found identity 'Ahmania' took on a life of it's own with some disastorous concequences including plate smashing, manequin beheading and defiance from weekly tasks.
by dw July 17, 2004
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