Asswagon

A complex insult in which you are referring to a douchebag or cunt who shall now and otherwise be known as an asswagon. The person in question is an ass and has the combined intelligence of a ass and wagon thus are an asswagon.

Person 1: 2+2 is fish. Person 2: You asswagon you are so dumb your ass couldn't outsmart that wagon. Why don't you do something useful with your life and go Thailand and make Nike Products with preteen Asians.

by CosmicOstrich October 14, 2014

asswagon

A vehicle driven by someone who has no concern for other vehicles or for the rules of the road.

That asswagon just cut me off!

by with_a_K July 27, 2011

asswagger syndrome

a sickness that you believe you know it all but in actuality you don't.

my friend has been diagnosed with asswagger syndrome

by daim yalter November 25, 2018

Asswagon

Someone who is so sexually promiscuous that they've seen as much a$$ as a covered wagon on the Oregon trail. Can be an insult or compliment depending on gender

You know I don't f wit asswagons mAh brotha they not tight my bro.

by Gayl0rd December 31, 2016

asswagon

An asswagon is a person in a wheelchair. It can be said that their ass moves by wagon.

Stephen Hawking is funnier than Anne Frank because he is an asswagon.

by Adolph Goatse April 13, 2003

asswagon

a car driven by a Teabagger (i.e. someone that is an avowed supporter of the Tea Party movement).

There goes another asswagon to the Palin "I'm not quite ready to declare" non-Presidential rally

by Swainly July 27, 2011

asswage

In pimp circles this terminology is used to describe a ho's value on a spectral scale as pertaining to profit.

Jim-Jam: This ho be slack late, blud. Her asswage is less den Carmendy and Zircogna. I'm una introduce her to the stairs to be blunt.
L-Ices: Seen, seen, blud. Zharmay's asswage is getting real flo. When she get back from aborting the fetus umma make Desoynté bottom bitch.
Jim-Jam: Seen.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 28, 2010