AGR

NOUN: AGR, pronounced (fag-are). DEFINITION: The only ag related fraternity that loves their cattle so much that they are willing to slam a menstruating 200 pound sigma cattle at all costs.

USE IN SENTENCE: "Dude is that fat chick on her period?"
..."yeah, I think so and that AGR is totally trying to roofie her"
..."Dude thats disgusting, good thing Im rushing FarmHouse."

by AGR president obama January 15, 2011

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Automatic Girlfriend Response. When a boyfriend/girlfriend says something to their girlfriend that may sound shady but is completely normal and the girlfriend thinks they are doing something horrible (cheating, hiding something, etc)..

Sean: I'm going to take my phone with me.
Lena: Why?
Sean: Just in case.
Lena: (AGR) Oh my God! Why so I don't look through it?! Are you cheating on me?! (texts best friend: Girl I think Sean is hiding something! He took his phone with him)
Best friend: (texts back: Nah girl you just prob having an AGR. Calm down.)

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VERB: pronounced(fag-are) DEFINITION multiple:1) to fornicate with a girl under the age of 14 (jail bate).

house moto; ("old enough to read, old enough to breed.")

2) to roofie helpless young, unsuspecting ladies to which they lure with parties and deceitful lies

1) Guy talking to girl: "Come to our party, dont worry, we wont AGR you."

2) One creeper to another: "That girl has to be in highschool, lets AGR her ;)"

Other creeper to the next: "Okay, Im down... as they say old enough to read, old enough to breed."

by AGR president obama January 15, 2011

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