40 Year Old Person: "Hey teenager, is that a VAPE in your hand?"
Teenager: "No sir, that is a
pen that I bought from the store to do my homework"
40 Year Old Person: "I saw on Good Morning America that all teenagers are doing are vaping, Im calling the cops"
Teenager: "That is ageism sir."
Boss: "Bernie, You are fired"
Bernie: "Why? I am the best and most efficient employee here!"
Boss: "Well, you are 65 and could retire soon, and we don't feel
like giving you the retirement plan we promised"
Bernie: "That is ageism I
will cancel you on
twitter!"