Afterhand

Jerking off after sex.

That girl wouldn't let me cum on her so I had to resort to some afterhand.

by Amelia Mockett October 12, 2011

Aftermidnight

A time period after 12 AM and before sunrise. This time is the 3rd part of the night time period of night, midnight, and aftermidnight; which is the 12 hour opposite of morning, noon, and afternoon.

Guy 1: Man, I'm hella hungry right now.
Guy 2: Dude, it's aftermidnight, what place is gonna be open at this time?
Guy 1: Damn, you right, let's just go to McDonalds or something.
Guy 2: Sure.

by Lil Yeezys September 8, 2018

afterwank

After when you have a wank, you pull your cock up and down and hold it down in the space of 5 seconds or so and it's like a fraction of an orgasm.

"My god, Judith makes afterwank so good"

by Adz12 September 15, 2007

afterwood

when a male still has a boner after he has ejaculated during sex

Tom: That was GREAT sex Suzie!

Suzie: Then why are you still hard?
Tom: Damn afterwood!

"I had major afterwood last night when Karen and I finished bonin'.."

"We can't go to your parents' yet.. I still have some afterwood."

by 0verthestars February 5, 2010

Afterning

Another word for 12:00pm as technically its afternoon but only just…

“Good Afterning”

by Norchi and Souja April 7, 2022

Good Aftering

A greeting that is very similar to Good Morning except is told when you or someone else wakes up in the Afternoon.

Good Aftering, how was your beauty sleep?

by EndZombBroz January 17, 2023

Afterwipe

The feeling or sensation of just wiping after taking a shit. It can either be pleasing or annoying.

After taking a dump and returning to my game, my afterwipe feeling has been botherin' me.

by Ilisten2Metal January 4, 2015