Afroman

the hordest and craziest nukka alive! he be smoking that bomb chron-dizzle!

Can't get drunk. Can't get blunted. LA County, 95 hundred.
Crips wanna take my All-stars. Bloods wanna eat my Snicker bars.
Them peckerwoods don't want none, but the Mexican's straight own one.
Them Essays, (???) that Essays always try to test me,
So I jumped off the bed, cause I ain't no punk. Jammed his head up against the bunk.
Socked that Cholo in his chin. Black mutha-fuckas scared to jump in.
Sheriff broke it up when we hit the floor. I kept talkin' shit cause I want some more.
Back in town, we get along with the brown. Now I'm in jail, they tryin' to beat me down.
Jail is hell, but I'll adapt. Won't hesitate to get in a scrap.
'Cause I'm down for mine, and that's for certain, sittin' in the hole with my knuckles hurtin'.

by jay November 25, 2004

Afroman

1. A midget man with a big afro that is almost big as her slut-ass racoon face.

2. A girl named Angel who always happens to be a midget ; fake slut ; with a deformed pubby like structure.

Example - " hey look at that afroman angel , SLUT! "

by Coast 2 Coast December 1, 2004

Afroman

The FUNNIEST rapper to ever exist. He would shoot the shit with you while he smokes a joint and you sip on whatever alcoholic beverage you like if getting high isn't your thing.

If I met Afroman in real life, I'd give him a high five and direct him to the nearest weed dispensery. I don't smoke weed since I've never understood the hype behind drugs, but I'm sure Afroman would appreciate knowing where he can get some weed.

by Failurebitch June 4, 2025

Afroman

A black guy with an afro who always does black things. It is commonly used as a racial slur against against black people

i saw that god damn afroman runnin' out the store after stealing some sprite out of the store

by TheCrackWizard July 23, 2020