affinititis

Affinititis is caused by working at affinitas for long amounts of time. Symptoms include but are not limited to; Violent temper, insomnia, paranoia, chain smoking and the shouting of loud strange noises possibly leading to Tourette's syndrome and/or OCD. Occasionaly but rare, symptoms might include the throwing of things onto other coworkers and/or the breaking of glass.

"This 10 hour shift gave me affinititis"
"NASCAR!!! WWWWEEEEERRRRRRRR... TURN LEFT!!!"

by scotch_taped October 2, 2006

Charlie's Law of Fluid Affinity

The gradual appreciation for a beverage after continuously forcing oneself to consume it. This often happens with garbage ass beer such as Hamms, coffee-flavored Blue Moons, and in extreme cases, Old English.

"Bro coffee Blue Moons are kind of my beer now"
"Didn't you hate those?"
"Yeah, but I've had one every night this week and Charlie's Law of Fluid Affinity is taking effect."

by bungalites October 31, 2020

aftin

a sexy female, who will turn anyone on.
usually with the middle name marie.

every girl wants to be her and every guy wants to fuck her.

omg i wish i was aftin

omg i wish i could fuck aftin

by ihaveashelf23 January 17, 2010

affinage

Affinage - The art of selecting, nurturing and maturing cheese to achieve peak ripeness, superb texture, and genuine flavor. It may be a French term.

The affinage includes the creation and storage of Brie, Camembert, and aged Gruyere.

by corinthia moon July 27, 2010

Affinite

She is a beautiful young lady with a natural likeness about her. People just love to be in her presence. It's like Affinity which means to have an attraction to something. Well she's Affinite, the person so it's an attraction towards her.

I don't know what it is about Affinite but I love being around her.

by Kickrocker21 December 24, 2016

Affinitize

To gather and group like items in an iterative manner

to affinitize means to group or gather. to collect. An action performed by someone who actively groups or organizes ideas, thoughts, or events.

by decaturdoglio July 28, 2011

sexual affinity

Someone having a strong sexual attraction to someone else.
Usually used when ripping on other people.

What the fuck dude, you got a sexual affinity for me or what? Get the hell out of here

by kaiker April 16, 2005