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affectionate zombie

Another term for the mentally challenged. They move slow, they slur their speech, but unlike real zombies, they don't want to eat your brains. They only want hugs.
After the Special Olympics, I was overrun by a hoard of affectionate zombies.
by King Mob Is Dead September 1, 2008
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Affectionate Buddies

to have an ongoing emotional and sexual relationship with another without being in a full on relationship together. the parties have been previously in a relationship with one another. the emotional attachment in this relationship is great, meaningful, and may even be love, but may not be announced publicly. the parties think about each other a great deal, and may communicate quite often. this is all in hopes getting back together in future.

feelings will include the need to; hold, see, talk, kiss, look deeply into each others eyes, caress body, run fingers through hair, fall asleep, cuddle, feed each other, love.
jane and john are dating, they break up, months after they realize they miss each other, they begin to become Affectionate Buddies in hopes to rekindle their previous relationship with one another although their love is already apparent.
by eviledwin November 17, 2011
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(affectionate)

a term used to specify words associated with negative connotations are meant in a positive light. rather than an insult, they are a compliment. the opposite of the term (derogatory).
One man’s trash (derogatory) is another man’s trash (affectionate)
by quirky_girl_69 July 8, 2021
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affectionate bullying

when you bully your friends/partners but you still love them
Real life example of affectionate bullying:

Guy: Suck my 7.5 inch dick.
Girlfriend: You have a tiny willy.
Guy: You're gay.
Girlfriend: I love you.
Guy: I love you too.
by 7.5inchMonster September 4, 2011
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affectionatecrazyperson

A person who shows affection to someone and talks about giving affection to that person, making it seem as though they have feelings for the person.. Meanwhile, they don't but yet they do have some feelings for them at the same time but yet they wouldn't ride them across the Pacific Ocean with them bc they're not dateable material right now but would be so totally jealous if they were to go out or flirt with anyone else
I love Matt, but hate him, but want him to myself. Am I an affectionatecrazyperson?
by weirdlady October 29, 2014
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Affectionate Fonds

Someone who adores being in a romantic or sexual relationship with someone. And by your side.
A beloved boy with that girl. They're a sincere good couple. He must have affectionate fonds for her deeply.

Don't call me a fuckboy dumbass. Unlike you, affectionate fonds is what I'll give for a woman if I love her that much.
by Affectionate Fonds July 29, 2018
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e-affectionate

*PETS*, *hugs*, etc.
by Dvorah June 23, 2005
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