AFB stands for "Away From Brain".
A typically AFB person is a person who acts just plainly brainlessly..AFB at first derived from the expression "afk", but "afb" stood firstly for a person , who wasn't afk, but acted just as retardedly as if he/she would've been it.
The AFB expression is used by 1337 speakers, who applies their 1337 speaking abilities to their everyday 1337'ish lifes.
A typically AFB person is a person who acts just plainly brainlessly..AFB at first derived from the expression "afk", but "afb" stood firstly for a person , who wasn't afk, but acted just as retardedly as if he/she would've been it.
The AFB expression is used by 1337 speakers, who applies their 1337 speaking abilities to their everyday 1337'ish lifes.
by Vitkor Isaksson May 30, 2006
Waiting on a plane for three hours before it even takes off is AFBS.
Closing down Broadway in the middle of Times Square is AFBS.
Closing down Broadway in the middle of Times Square is AFBS.
by willit63 December 21, 2009
Adult male who still thinks he’s big man on campus even though he’s pushing middle age and is old enough to be a father of college kids. Wears Vineyard Vines, belongs to a country club, golfs, drinks bourbon on the rocks, drives an expensive car, loves monograms, attends all alumni functions, lives in a McMansion, wears undergrad colors and gear, and generally can’t get over himself and his frat bros. Cares about appearances, pedigree and social status. Few female or minority friends. Republican.
See that guy in the Duke sweatshirt getting out of his Tesla in front of the Vineyard Vines store? Total AFB.
by AlpacaFarmer November 29, 2017
by Unit420 February 04, 2010
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Acronym for A Fabulosexual Brother. A brotherhood consisted of members such as ksj and jyk.
Acronym for A Fabulosexual Brother. A brotherhood consisted of members such as ksj and jyk.
by KSJ himself September 16, 2004
When someone mentions Andrews AFB they think of one thing Air Force One but little do they know what goes on behind the scenes. Andrews AFB is located about 5min southeast of Washington D.C. First the location: Why would the United States put one of its most important resources in the middle of the ghetto. When you drive through the main gate and look to your right you'll see Family Dollar, Pawn shop, and you guessed it Popeyes bona-fied fried chicken shack. McDonalds which is also across the street, is known for its frequent shootings, stabbings, street pharmaceuticals, and the occasional car jacking.
If you happen to go to the commissary late one night to pick up a few things, you might bump into one of Maryland's reacently released felons. Yes, You heard right, one of Maryland's finest ex-cons is ensuring that your groceries are properly stocked. If you happen to be in the mood for a fun night out on the town, stop by Classics. Where you will find a plethora of different makes and models of police vehicles in their futile attempt to keep the peace. Upon entry of Classics you will notice a warm and welcoming sign staiting "Whites served but Blacks prefered". The next time some mentions how nice Andrews AFB is, don't forget what kind of festivities lie just on the other side of the fence.
If you happen to go to the commissary late one night to pick up a few things, you might bump into one of Maryland's reacently released felons. Yes, You heard right, one of Maryland's finest ex-cons is ensuring that your groceries are properly stocked. If you happen to be in the mood for a fun night out on the town, stop by Classics. Where you will find a plethora of different makes and models of police vehicles in their futile attempt to keep the peace. Upon entry of Classics you will notice a warm and welcoming sign staiting "Whites served but Blacks prefered". The next time some mentions how nice Andrews AFB is, don't forget what kind of festivities lie just on the other side of the fence.
"Yo cuz you aint never been to the damn ghetto", "what you talkin' bout homie? I was stationed at Andrews AFB for 7 years!"
by Andrews AFB April 15, 2008