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Girl: *Hits deputy
"Lukezilla" from Youtube: "lEgaLLy iF sOmeONe gIvEs yOu pErmISsIon aS tHe OfFiceR dID iT is oKAy tO hIt tHe pERson gIRl dID nOthIng wRonG"
Me: Okay "Lukezilla". Smh, so many Keyboard Attorneys out here
Lukezilla's mom: "Lukey stop being a Keyboard Attorney and go to bed"
Lukezilla: Shut up bitch I'll kill you!
Girl: *Hits deputy
"Lukezilla" from Youtube: "lEgaLLy iF sOmeONe gIvEs yOu pErmISsIon aS tHe OfFiceR dID iT is oKAy tO hIt tHe pERson gIRl dID nOthIng wRonG"
Me: Okay "Lukezilla". Smh, so many Keyboard Attorneys out here
Lukezilla's mom: "Lukey stop being a Keyboard Attorney and go to bed"
Lukezilla: Shut up bitch I'll kill you!
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Any voiceover person on television who pitches lawyer ads with big legal words promising "large cash awards" for your pain, even though they really don't know what the law is nor do they care what happens to you.
I am a non attorney spokesperson. *akward pause*
"Have you been hurt by the following drug or just being plain stupid? Then call 1-888-SCRW-THM. You made entitled to a large cash award."
"Have you been hurt by the following drug or just being plain stupid? Then call 1-888-SCRW-THM. You made entitled to a large cash award."
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Get the Halo Attorneys mug.In many jurisdictions in the United States, a District Attorney (DA) is an elected or appointed government official who represents the government in the prosecution of criminal offenses. The district attorney is the highest officeholder in the jurisdiction's legal department and supervises a staff of assistant (ADA) or deputy district attorneys. Similar functions are carried out at the local level in other jurisdictions by officers named the Commonwealth's Attorney, State's Attorney, County Attorney, or County Prosecutor. Depending on the system in place in the particular state, county, or district attorneys may be appointed by the chief executive of the region or elected by the people.
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