anal aerobics

The act of rapidly clenching your butt cheeks until they begin to puff the ass of your pants out (commonly done with a friend).

Sara and I had an intense session of anal aerobics last night.

My ass hole is getting saggy, i totes magotes need to do some anal arobics

by gayferMcqueer January 2, 2014

aerobic commuter

One who applies the basic principles of aerobic commuting and thus enjoys his or her commute.

My daily commute has become my favorite time of the day since I read "The Aerobic Commuter".

by TheAerobicCommuter1 November 8, 2010

Aerobic

So out of breath that you wish you were dead.

June: Nice aerobic workout.
Sheila: I wish I was dead.

by ICU2Marathon December 2, 2015

adult aerobics

Sexual intercourse

Tyler was tired and went to bed at 830pm. Michael asked him why so early and Tyler responded, "adult aerobics last night with the lady."

by tehsnakecharmer June 15, 2017

aerobic nervosa

being obsessed with exercise; being nervously anxious to exercise all the time.

That girl who works out five times a day must have aerobic nervosa.

by PoetryWithoutANet May 10, 2009

bedroom aerobics

bedroom aerobics = sex!
its kinda obvious

woo bedroom aerobics has got to be the best sport ever.. it should be in the olympics

by Bobbles May 2, 2006

sexual aerobics

The very best, most pleasurable, highly effective exercise there is!

Popularized in the 1980's now with cult status in urban Essex. The most versatile of all fitness regimes can easily be performed alone, or in large classes, generally larger participation equals a better workout!

Warning: Sexual aerobics causes extreme sleep deprivation and will become a compulsory addiction.

Sexual aerobics is such fun! It's open to all and sundry whatever their preferred entry level!

by Essexlovely December 1, 2011