adopted

What I am. Something that not only happens to a person but plays a major part in shaping who they are, what they do and how they treat others. It's no ones fault. Understand, Deal and Move On. You'll only burn if you can't get past it.

You're Adopted. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You still want me right?
Of course

by Maddy March 29, 2005

Blank Adapter

U.S. Army term for a condom; it allows an individual to train minus the risk of firing live rounds or enduring an accidental discharge.

Hey Troop, make sure you got a pack of blank adapters before you step off the Traffic Light Lounge. You don't want some stripper showing up in 9 months with a fuck trophy to show you or coming home with drippy dick.

by C.C. Black July 10, 2009

slap adapter

an adapter to play music from an external device (usually ipod) in your car

yo man do you have a slap adapter so i can bump some of my music from my ipod

by balling123 March 28, 2009

you're adopted

one of the funniest comebacks ever.
sort of like "your mom" or "your face"

but be sure to not actually say it an
adopted kid. they might take offense.

Lexi: That's a really heinous picture of you, Emily.
Emily: SHUT UP LEXI. YOU'RE ADOPTED.

by Super Ninja January 14, 2008

AC Adapter

When a gay guy fucks another guy in the ass and that guy fucks a girl in the ass, like an ac adapter.

Guy 1: "I got to be the middle guy in the ac adapter the other night."
Guy 2: "Wait you're bisexual?"

by Eggsraccoon October 14, 2019

my.socks.are.adopted

A tiktoker that is very overrated and needs this to be a word to be even more overrated!

Harold: "HEY DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TIKTOKER, 'my.socks.are.adopted'"

Bob: "No! I didn't know, but I do know.. *Looks At Person Reading This* That you should follow them *Winks*"

by AmazingWordsTodayKids May 30, 2020

lesbian adapter

An electronic coupling device used connect two audio, video or data cables of the same type. It's cylindrical with two female connectors at both ends to accept corresponding male leads. Lesbian adapters can couple various permutations and combinations of 3.5mm, 6.5mm stereo leads, RCA, S-video and Component interconnects.

I need a 3.5mm lesbian adapter.
Do you have an S-video to RCA lesbian adapter?

by andreophile April 27, 2010