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dough acrobat

a very accomplished pizza maker who is an expert dough tosser and pizza stretcher.
The Cooker: "How come we have to always do our jacking for beats at the Kirk Hotel?"
Pete Dick: "Because I have the hots for that dough acrobat that makes the pizzas."
The Cooker: "Dude, just do me a favor and don't piss her off like usual, we need her making those pizzas with love."
by Pete Dick March 13, 2008
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U-Bend Acrobat

A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet.
I knew I was shitting bricks, I looked between my legs on the throne and found I laid a U-bend acrobat!
by rc55 April 16, 2006
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Acrobat

Application by Adobe for viewing PDF documents in Windows. Necessary for many tasks but generally a pain in the ass because it's bloated and slow.
Fucking damnit all of those motherboard manuals are in .pdf format and I don't have Acrobat installed and I'm on dialup and FUCK
by nezwick August 30, 2006
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The acrobatic asshole

The sexual act of jerking off while constantly bouncing on a trampoline.
This term can also refer to someone who watches clown porn.
Jim loves to be the acrobatic asshole sometimes.
by thisniggaeatingbeans June 26, 2018
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anal acrobat

An Anal Acrobat is someone who is an expert of performing a variety of acrobatical associated moves whilst penetrating either a man or a woman at the same time in the rectum, bum hole, Arse, etc etc aka sphinkter.
"wow ben that move was amazing, and whilst penetrating steve,... you do it surprisingly well. you must have had alot of practise to get as good as u are.You are a true Anal Acrobat "
by Adrian Grimmett July 1, 2006
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arsehole acrobat

Yet another phrase to describe those lovers of the chocolate starfish, those hitmen on the Hershey highway, those turd burglars that we know and love.
He's an arsehole acrobat on the turd trapeze.
by Ian Howlett June 5, 2003
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acrobat

A person who can stretch and flex in many ways. uses it mostly for sex-related games.

A stunt or jump done by a freak who wants to kill himself
I'd always want to fuck an acrobat. i would be able to do all the poses I can only imagine...
by Reverend T May 13, 2006
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