An interjection indicating affirmation in the extreme. Even more extreme than "sure," much more than "yup," and a world away from "uh huh." Used primarily to bullshit people into thinking you agree with something they said and that, of all people, you know what they're talking about. The former may or may not be true, but the latter seldom is.
Glenn Beck: We've already proven that Barack Obama's birth certificate was printed in 2005 at a Kinko's in Alexandria Virginia, which proves he's a Kenyan Muslim socialist. You know what I mean?
Teabagger: Absolutely! See you at the march!
Teabagger: Absolutely! See you at the march!
by jdmatt July 14, 2010
Get the absolutelymug. by MasterCDS January 23, 2011
Get the absolutablemug. no but more than no, so absolutely not
by _johnxcena_ August 5, 2020
Get the absolutely notmug. 
A phrase used to highly disapprove of someone, something, or an action. This phrase is usually said in a nasty tone.
by riri18 October 26, 2017
Get the absolutely notmug. by Jesse Hattabaugh July 22, 2008
Get the absolutelymug.