abstinating

To withold sex from a significant other but with an ulterior motive.

My husband is being an asshole lately so I'm abstinating. Fuck him!

by Mel2018 December 5, 2017

Abstination

When you’ve lost your sex life through being a poor specimen of a human being at that point in time, and now you boast about abstination because you got the word wrong, but basically it means you have to abstain from sex because you can’t get any anymore anyway and instead you now practice lots of masturbation… i.e. Abstin-ation. Stinger for you friend!

“No, to be honest, I’m very good these days, and I practice abstination.”

by TellItLikeItIsLass August 22, 2021

abstinance

the fear of sex

guy: lets have sex
girl: no i believe in abstinance
guy: *gasps* so youre still a virgin?
girl: yes. im a good christian girl.
guy: okay, bend over and ill cure you of your phobia

by rollingstoner69 October 9, 2010

abstinantalicious

Defining those who believe in abstinance.

I just heard, Lindsey's abstinantalicious!

by Wachow! lol January 30, 2008

ABSinating

means the ABSinator is working at the PC either looking somthing up, (really working at his job) or talking to the bitches

hold on mangggggggggg i'm ABSinating righ now.

by I am the ABSinator March 30, 2009

Assgina

A term used when a woman is incredibly petite and gives birth causing her vagina to rip and connect to her ass. Causing the creation of one singular opening-The assgina.

Noun-
"My wife just gave birth today, the baby was huge though. It's going to be forever for her assgina to heal."
Adjective-
"Dude i'm dating this super petite chick now." "How small is she?" "Assgina small." "Duuuuude, nice."

by WiseAss December 5, 2013

assgina

A combination between asshole and vagina.

1. Ew! Dude, get a shower. You smell like assgina.

2. Don't fuck with me. I'll tear you a new assgina.

by KantKillTheSwag November 11, 2011