contraption adaption

1) The period of time needed to familiarize oneself with a new electronic device.
2) Often, a period of extreme anxiety and frustration stemming from one's need to learn a lot of technical information in a short to non-existent period of time.

1) "I'm sorry, Joe. I won't be in to work today. I'm exhausted from staying up all night learning how to use my new i-phone and am suffering this morning from a bad case of contraption adaption."

2) "I'm now limiting my persuit of new e-toys to only those gadgets with a low level of contraption adaption."

3) The salesguy said: "If you buy this new Mac laptop today, I guarantee you'll start using it today." "Yeah, sure", I said. "I'll BET there's no contraption adaption for THIS machine!"

by Juan O'Malley July 22, 2009

The Abortion Scam

When a female tells a man that she has had unprotected sex with, that she is pregnant. Although this is not true, she then asks him for abortion money. In a panic, the man quickly gets the money... even if he has to borrow it.....SUCKER!! She then goes shopping with the money.

Here is how 'The Abortion Scam' dialogue goes....

Michelle: Wow Amy, how can you afford that Prada bag?

Amy: I just told Todd, Joe, Mike, and Don that i was pregnant. $1,200 later...i bought my bag!!

by C-DOGG72 July 18, 2010

Fourth Term Abortion

Aborting someone after birth; pretty much straight up murder

"Bro if you keep acting like this I'm going to give you a fourth term abortion"
"Bro, you going to murder me for talking to your girlfriend?"
"That's right buddy"

by nikanat February 10, 2020

Lying Little Abortion

What Miu calls Kokichi

Miu: How bout' you just keep your f***ing mouth shut you lying little abortion!
Kokichi: Wha? That was really uncalled for! I only said that to find the culprit..WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOUR SO MEAN! K, I feel a lot better now!

by Zethya_orsomething May 23, 2021

Republican abortion

An "accident" that leads to a "miscarriage." The termination of a pro-life person's unplanned pregnancy without having a proper abortion performed. Called "Republican" because of the political party's pro-life platform.

"She says it was an accident that she had a whole bottle of vodka, fell down the stairs, got kicked in the stomach, and then got hit by a car, but I say it's a Republican abortion."

by lsm October 28, 2006

dayglo abortions

One of the first Canadian punk bands, starting in 1979 in Victoria, BC. Still tour today all over Canada and get just as crazy, hardcore and drunk as always.

"Hey, I got pissed with the Dayglo Abortions after the show!"

by Peter K March 16, 2005

abortionesque

1) Remincient of, or related to, an abortion.

2) Failure on a massive scale.

1) Did you see that girl? She's abortionesque.

2) The Bush presidency has been abortionesque.

by Steven Hopkins November 13, 2005