Massage Parlor Abbreviations
TS = Table Shower. HJ = Hand Job. BB = Bareback. CBJ = Covered Blow Job.
COT = Cum on Tits. GFE = Girl Friend Experience. Etc.
TS = Table Shower. HJ = Hand Job. BB = Bareback. CBJ = Covered Blow Job.
COT = Cum on Tits. GFE = Girl Friend Experience. Etc.
by Clod Hopper December 19, 2013
Get the massage parlor abbreviations mug.(n.) A typically short combination of letters used together when an attention-loving internet user takes a commonly used phrase and abbreviates it for no reason and posts it on Urban Dictionary. The abbreviation usually does not even create an acronym and it is unlikely that anyone would understand what the abbreviation meant if it was used in any context what-so-ever.
While scrolling through Urban Dictionary last night I saw the newest of the useless Urban-abbreviations on the front page. A user decided they should post that lbd (an abbreviation for "little black dress") on the site, thus filling a spot on the page with useless garbage that doesn't need to be said.
by Sputnik17 July 28, 2009
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University of Wisconsin-Platteville.
Out of State Student: Hey, what's the abbreviation of University of Wisconsin-Platteville?
Campus Resident: It doesn't have one, the Dean destroyed it. Its abbreviationless.
Campus Resident: It doesn't have one, the Dean destroyed it. Its abbreviationless.
by Bob Jones34 November 19, 2010
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Hey, have you seen that asshole who hosts Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives?
Yeah, I fucking love me some triple-D!
That is a totally unnecessary abbroviation you just used.
Yeah, I fucking love me some triple-D!
That is a totally unnecessary abbroviation you just used.
by mawficker September 18, 2010
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by Ash and jock August 27, 2003
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by John McShit May 1, 2008
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