Abandon

When your girlfriend fucks off on a cruise leaving you to plan your own weekend at the Australian Open.

Oh, no worries babe. You abandon me. I’ll just go to the finals of the Australian Open.

by TheAbandoned October 4, 2023

Abandon

verb
The act of leaving a thing, a place or a person, usually forever.

Synonyms:
leave, finish a AA game

Can't believe they just abandoned KSP2 like that!

by Knedlik July 8, 2024

Abandon All Ships

What happens when Tiesto, Basshunter and Armin Van Buuren ask Cher to join their new band, Emmure.

Actual members are:
Angelo Aita - screams/growls
Martin Broda - clean vocals
Sebastian Cassisi-Nunez - synths & keyboards
Daniel Ciccotelli - lead guitar
Chris Taylor - drums

Hailing from Toronto, currnetly signed to Rise. Music generally consists of auto-tuned choruses, gated/distorted screams, power chords and electronic breakdowns with arpeggiated synth leads. So far they've released 2 albums on Rise: Geeving (2010) and Infamous (2012).

Some good songs IMO: Megawacko 2.1, Take One Last Breath, Less Than Love, American Holocaust, Bro My God

Most people judge Abandon All Ships for their excessive use of auto-tune, "bad" screaming (they'd know) and techno-ish breakdowns, but i personally like their music.

by electrojesus August 23, 2012

Abandon The Bun

When a diner or restaurant hamburger is too big to finish so you get rid of the bun and eat the beef.

Mike- Wow Chris this burger is huge, I can't even fit it in my mouth!
Chris- Hey dude i think you should abandon the bun.

by Nicholas Giampietro December 30, 2008

abandon an orphan in the woods

1. to take a poop

2. one of the best quotes from code monkeys on the G4 network

dude 1: man, i got to go abandon an orphan in the woods!

dude 2: dont for get to spray something you smell bastard!

by Red Skull 10 December 17, 2009

abandon the struggle

Abandon the struggle
To not participate in gang life no longer

The guys thought l abandon the struggle because l don't gangbang no more

by Rick Party February 5, 2017

abandon ship!!

when you exceed the compacity of a toilet with shit and/or shit paper, can't flush anymore at the risk of taking on water you must evacuate to the next stall over to finsh the wipe sesh.

i had too much general tso's and had to abandon ship!! on that shit.

by jcaviston June 19, 2008