sloppy aardvark

During 69, a woman's nose penetrates a man's anus causing an involuntary bowel release.

She took me all the way down, but when her nose touched my asshole I gave her a sloppy aardvark.

by MoparPogue September 8, 2013

AardappelVis

Autistic weeb who has a bad choice in women. Usually smoking pot or talking about child corpses.

AardappelVis: Aqua is hot
His parents: fuck off

by BijelEiter April 20, 2019

Aardwolf

(noun) a striped, hyenalike mammal of northern Africa that feeds mainly on insects

The aardwolf was looking in a log for termites to snack upon.

by +Henry+ May 20, 2015

aardvark

an uncircumcised penis

Jimmy's aardvark scared Lisa after he undressed.

by bobby'sworld March 18, 2011

aardvark

Refers to an uncircumcised penis AND also the guy himself who is uncut.

He is an aardvark.

by ned3 January 11, 2009

Anal Aardvarks

A sex game played between two or more people when the "Aardvark" grunts while licking the others anus while flicking their tongue in an "aardvark-like" motion.

Andrew: "Hey Carly, wanna play Anal Aardvarks?"

Carly: "Like, OMG! I love anal aardvarks!!! I was just about to ask you the same thing!!!"

Andrew: "Snaaaaaaaaaaake, Imma snaaaaaake. Imma slippery, slithery, sneaky aardvark snaaaaaaaaaaake"

Carly: "Shutup and aardvark me now!"

by MikeyG4753 August 1, 2013

aardvark

an uncircumcised penis

girls can't tell i have an aardvark when my dick is hard

by pacaderm January 14, 2011