Aloniab

A real nigga that no one likes and is the darkest man in the hole world. No one likes an aloniab and everyone knows he has a small dick.
"oh yeah i forgot he is alone-iab"- hanna
"what a nigga" - asain man

"hey is that aloniab" - hanna
"yeah it is" - brandon
"was it really that small" - hanna
"most definitely" - brandon

by Choco_Dw April 3, 2023

Aloni

Aloni, there couldn't be anything better than aloni such an amazing person with a personality to match it. Her beauty makes her just as beautiful as a goddess. Her eyes are deeper than the deepest oceans. Her lips softer than the softest fabric. Her smile brighter than the sun. Her soft pink cheeks the cutest you've ever seen. Her perfectly clear skin clearer than the perfect blue sky. Silky smooth hair that flows freely throughout the wind. Her voice sounds like a beautiful song. Her laugh is the most soothing sound. She may be short with an attitude but it makes her more perfect. Aloni is very smart. She WILL deny it. She is smarter than most and is not afraid to show it. Aloni has a beautiful sense of humor and is perfectly amazing. Her tiny hands fit perfectly into mine and feel as if they're in the right place. Her body is so perfectly amazing it's the cherry on top of the icing. The curves of her natural body. The perfect proportion of booby and booty. The beautiful legs that are always silky smooth. And all of this beauty is put all together into one perfect woman who I am glad to be able to call my queen.

You are such a perfect woman babe. I'm so glad that I took that insane chance to reach where we are today. I love you so much babygirl 😘

Boy 1: did you see that girl?

Boy 2: yea that's Aloni. The most..

Boy 1&2: Beautiful woman I've ever seen!

by That one german January 5, 2019

Alonism

One who is extremely weird in nature and behaviour.

That guy from school, Loni, is so fucking weird, I think he suffers from alonism.

by Nigerian Hair February 21, 2009

Aaroning

Aaroning is what ever Aaron Does in the forest During Minecraft diaries ( probably making out with Aphmau ) XD

Person 1: Hey? Where is Aaron?
Person 2: probably aaroning in the woods

by Totally Aaron lycan June 15, 2019

Aaronism

1. A witty and infectious saying, quote, mannerism as mastered by Aaron. Originally used to describe the mannerisms and colloquial language of Aaron the brother of moses. Also sometimes called Aaron the Levite (אהרֹן הלוי) (Exodus 6:16-20)2 who represented the priestly functions of his tribe, becoming the first High Priest of the Israelites. In modern history the term is more readily used to describe the poorly imitated mannerisms, language, and humor of Aaron of Surry.

"Linzie was that an Aaronism, or did you just copy it off someone else?"

by CaptainAwersome November 6, 2009

Alonim

The best jew camp in the world. Based in Southern California, Alonim is ten times better than Ramah, Hess Kramer, JCA, or any other not as good camps that try to be as awesome.

I went to Ramah and it sucked. So I went to Alonim and got a BJ. So much better.

by Rockin' Jew November 1, 2009

Alonie

alonie is deadass like the finest girl ever cause she i smart and got a phat booty yfm. but like she don’t text any guys back except her hoes. and her hoes are mostly tik tok famous guys.

bro that girl fine asf and she got cake. ya bro that’s alonie

by ig: @alonie__ November 3, 2019