Zoe: OMG! Can you believe Mr. Fred married that girl?!?!?!
Mr. Fred (unbeknownst to Zoe, right behind her): Actually, we're not married yet.
Zoe: AHHH FML
Mr. Fred (unbeknownst to Zoe, right behind her): Actually, we're not married yet.
Zoe: AHHH FML
by eSKape June 03, 2009
Person 1: Dude i so screwed your mom last night!!
Person 2: no you didnt dont lie!!
Person 1: No dude i ACTUALLY did!
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Actually!!
Person 2: no you didnt dont lie!!
Person 1: No dude i ACTUALLY did!
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Actually!!
by LMFMC FUCKER June 06, 2009
Derived as a combination of "actually" and "reality" to express something stated is true and really is the case, describes the state of truthfulness of a fact or belief, often conveyed with a sense of surprise that it really is true, hence a reality. The state of something being real or true.
by butchbert July 02, 2007
Actually I didn't spend ALL your money.
Actually you didn't buy that car for me.
Actually the war was never approved by congress.
Actually you didn't buy that car for me.
Actually the war was never approved by congress.
by Douglas Brochier December 25, 2004
by Deathcabforeli May 05, 2019
Dumbass 1: did you see Troy Garcia walk by? He has a fat ass
Dumbass 2: on actual?
Dumbass 1: on actual.
Dumbass 2: on actual?
Dumbass 1: on actual.
by DefinitionOfIan September 11, 2022
A word that teenagers (in the UK anyways) feel the incessant need to use every time they open their mouths. It is a pointless and ridiculous filler and should be banned to prevent it spreading any further.
Examples of usage:
wtaf - what the actual fuck
omag - oh my actual god
bffal - best friend for actual life
istag - i swear to actual god
soab - son of an actual bitch
stafu - shut the actual fuck up
Examples of usage:
wtaf - what the actual fuck
omag - oh my actual god
bffal - best friend for actual life
istag - i swear to actual god
soab - son of an actual bitch
stafu - shut the actual fuck up
An Actual Person: omag my bffal!!!
Another Actual Person: wtaf???
An Actual Person: istag dylan is a soab!!!
Another Actual Person: omag!!!!!!!!! stafu!!!!!!11
Another Actual Person: wtaf???
An Actual Person: istag dylan is a soab!!!
Another Actual Person: omag!!!!!!!!! stafu!!!!!!11
by yournameisalreadybeingused0_0 September 10, 2011