An angel that did not fall so much as saunter vaguely downwards. Crowley became a master gardener by threatening plants when they refused to grow, or simply didn't look quite as nice as the others. Hence, to A.J. Crowley your garden is to put the fear of God into it, or replace any plant that is not looking as robust as the others.
by Mr. Fell June 15, 2011
The most perfect celebrity in the world, as featured on Criminal Minds.
This bitch is seriously beautiful. Too beautiful. She looks kind of like a goddess, and her while her fake fighting skills could be worked on a bit, she is a great actress.
She's also a proud Canadian, eh?
Long to short, A.J. is a flawless human being.
This bitch is seriously beautiful. Too beautiful. She looks kind of like a goddess, and her while her fake fighting skills could be worked on a bit, she is a great actress.
She's also a proud Canadian, eh?
Long to short, A.J. is a flawless human being.
Person 1- Hey, I really need to see a beautiful person before my eyes burn out.
Person 2- CRIMINAL MINDS IS ON!!! GO STARE AT A.J.
Person 1- God, wtf, you're fucking insa--*turns on TV* HOLY SHIT SHES SO HOT
A.J. Cook is my reason to live.
Person 2- CRIMINAL MINDS IS ON!!! GO STARE AT A.J.
Person 1- God, wtf, you're fucking insa--*turns on TV* HOLY SHIT SHES SO HOT
A.J. Cook is my reason to live.
by AtotheJ Pagoat February 16, 2012
Composer and pianist for Team Starkid, a musical theatre troupe from Michigan. He's written the music for several original musicals, such as Gibson Fleck, Me & My Dick, Doppelganger, and A Very Potter Musical.
Has also starred on Broadway (Young Frankenstein, 2011-2012). Other talents include acting, singing, improv comedy, directing, music directing, music arranging, and melting your heart with his smile. Also known as Wizard God to the Starkid fans, who recognize him as the new Chuck Norris. He thinks he can't dance but everyone knows it's not true.
Has also starred on Broadway (Young Frankenstein, 2011-2012). Other talents include acting, singing, improv comedy, directing, music directing, music arranging, and melting your heart with his smile. Also known as Wizard God to the Starkid fans, who recognize him as the new Chuck Norris. He thinks he can't dance but everyone knows it's not true.
A.J. Holmes likes Sweeney Todd and Phish. He does not like CATS or chives.
A.J. Holmes knows how much wood the woodchuck can chuck.
The boogeyman checks under his bed for A.J. Holmes.
A.J. Holmes played The Game and won.
A.J. Holmes knows how much wood the woodchuck can chuck.
The boogeyman checks under his bed for A.J. Holmes.
A.J. Holmes played The Game and won.
by starship_ranger January 12, 2012
Andrea Joy Cook, literally the hottest being in the fucking universe. This is a very necessary thing for me to put in Urban Dictionary don’t try to change my mind. Plays Jennifer “JJ” Jareau on the best show in the world Criminal Minds and i cannot stress this enough is the hottest human in existence.
Person 1: Hey did you see the new episode of Criminal Minds last night?
Person 2: Yeah dude! A.J Cook was way too hot in that episode!
Person 2: Yeah dude! A.J Cook was way too hot in that episode!
by jjs.wife March 05, 2021
a member of the musical group The Backstreet Boys. Possibly the hottest guy that ever walked. Others should worship at his alter.
A.j. Mclean is sexy.
by Wut_You_Lokin_At May 18, 2005
A.J. Sixpack, or Average Joe Sixpack, is a generalization put on the largest economic demographic in a particular culture. Often characterized as "trailer trash", "overweight" or "low income" in imagery.
A.J. Sixpack doesn't give a shit about the election, he just wants his reality TV and Hungry Man dinners, served up on a copy of Playboy.
by Scott King August 31, 2004
When you wear a school backpack or draw-string back pack to a party and fill it with alcohol, weed, and cigarettes.
by ProcrastonationStation November 25, 2014