-Anit-Boner Shorts
AKA Compression Shorts
-Prevent you from getting a boner when in close proximity to hot girls.
-Ex. Worn to a dance, pool party, first date, or even for every day use.
AKA Compression Shorts
-Prevent you from getting a boner when in close proximity to hot girls.
-Ex. Worn to a dance, pool party, first date, or even for every day use.
by itsyaboi December 21, 2010
Get the A.B.S. mug.A technique for conflict resolution, short for: A -- Access your feelings; B -- Be apologetic, and S --Slap it (give each other a high-five)
by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018
Get the A.B.S. mug.Ass Bleed Syndrome. It results from one of two conditions. One result is from defecating too big a turd. The other results when politicians and crooked salespeople try to ream you a new one.
"I'm really concerned that after the election, the banking system will be bailed out, and the taxpayers will end up with A.B.S."
by Deaf Drummer February 19, 2008
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The favorite pasttime of Yuppies where they sit about in public areas and soak it all in.
For every hour you sit in a particular area (be it coffee shop, green on the park, etc) and people watch, you earn 10 yuppie points, redeemable at all Urban Outfitters for plaid shirts or neon sunglasses.
The favorite pasttime of Yuppies where they sit about in public areas and soak it all in.
For every hour you sit in a particular area (be it coffee shop, green on the park, etc) and people watch, you earn 10 yuppie points, redeemable at all Urban Outfitters for plaid shirts or neon sunglasses.
"its so nice out, lets go S.A.B.S. in the park"
Rittenhouse was created for the sole purpose of SABS-ing
Rittenhouse was created for the sole purpose of SABS-ing
by jro215 April 23, 2009
Get the S.A.B.S. mug.D.A.B.S. is an abbreviated acronym which stands for Drama And Bull Shit. It can cover a wide range of petty and trivial indifferences. Sometimes it can seem to be more on point, if the individuals involved, are immature, obnoxious, boisterous, or impulsive. Set examples can be seen on World Star Hip Hop, or any other social media websites, where troll-like behavior is rampant and unhinged 24/7. D.A.B.S. can also be seen as a reference to child like demeanors, which may include “He said, She said” debacles and heresy.
Brandon: “What’s all the fuss about between Bobby and his Dad?”
Kelly: “Just a bad case of the D.A.B.S. I guess.” Brandon: “That and he’s always wanting to flap his dick suckers, for no apparent reason!”
Kelly: “Just a bad case of the D.A.B.S. I guess.” Brandon: “That and he’s always wanting to flap his dick suckers, for no apparent reason!”
by yyuryyubicuryy4me August 3, 2018
Get the D.A.B.S. mug.A ratings system employed by a male and his buddies to accurately assess the aesthetic value of a female counterpart.
The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:
1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)
N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.
Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.
Result analysis is as follows:
50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!
The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:
1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)
N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.
Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.
Result analysis is as follows:
50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!
Guy 1: dude, she's smoking!
Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?
Guy 1: True, umm well face 9
Guy 2: Legs a safe 8
Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass
Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters
Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5
Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach
Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.
Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?
Guy 1: True, umm well face 9
Guy 2: Legs a safe 8
Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass
Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters
Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5
Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach
Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.
by yeahnah4991 October 13, 2010
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