A.B.S

stands for "already been smoked"

We walked around the ghetto of Downingtown looking for A.B.S cigs because we didnt have any money to buy any.

by KellyandCharlotteadventures February 1, 2009

A.B.S.

Ass Bleed Syndrome. It results from one of two conditions. One result is from defecating too big a turd. The other results when politicians and crooked salespeople try to ream you a new one.

"I'm really concerned that after the election, the banking system will be bailed out, and the taxpayers will end up with A.B.S."

by Deaf Drummer February 19, 2008

A.B.S

Ass, Boobs, and Skin. The three most important physical features of a female's body.
Ass=The joining of the legs at ones mid section creating a wide double cheeked rump for dudes to hover over.
Boobs=The female organs used to feed nursing infants and get a guy's atention.
Skin=The protective outer layer of the human body.

Guy:DUDE!!, did you see stacie's A.B.S?
Other Guy:Yeah, man her shit is tight!!

by Justin Niles May 27, 2005

A.B.E.

A.B.E. stands for "All but engaged" and refers to a couple who have been together seriously for a long time, and are expected to marry but have not officially announced engagement.

Similar to the A.B.D., "All but dissertation."

May be loosely substituted with the acronym, A.B.M., all but married.

Eunice and Thad are A.B.E.; they've been dating for over a year now and have talked about marriage. She's just waiting for him to pop the question.

by Gypsyseoul January 22, 2010

A.B.E

Arsehole of the British Empire
Arsehole equivalent of MBE, member of the British Empire

James Blunt should be awarded a A.B.E

by Kinpower April 7, 2010

A.B.S

An acronym meaning the Anti Bail Squad.
An association of friends determined to stop other friends they are with bailing and going to sleep. Often formed at festivals. The original ABS consisted of Jenny, Sarah, Doug and Kelly. Drugs are often involved.

"This is the A.B.S, get the fuck up NOW!"

by Jenny 32 January 2, 2009

Notorious A.B.E.

Mid-to-late 90s' spelling and pronunciation of Notorious Abe's name. This particular spelling and pronounciation went out of style when the real biggie was shot and died.

"Hahaha, I challenge the Notorious A.B.E. to a freestyle battle."

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003