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“Hold on a sec...”

A short way of saying “Just stop talking to me and get the fuck away. I hate the sound of your fucking voice. The thought of you haunts my every day and night. I yearn for the day when my memory of you ceases to exist, fades into nothing, and I can finally continue on with my life.”
Person 1: “Hey, wanna go fishing?”
Person 2: “Hold on a sec...”
by Super Duper Carrot Kiddo April 8, 2019
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Just a sec

Google : just a sec

Time : Tf u mean
by How bored r u September 1, 2021
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I'll pop on in a sec

Contrary to popular belief the term actually defines a minimum of 45 minutes passing before anyone will "pop on"
Sam: I'll pop on in a sec.
David: Okay.

45 minutes later
David: Dude?
Sam: Just a sec.
by DoctorSanda July 3, 2017
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a minute late or a second slow

a minute late or a second slow — The epitaph for every stand up guy and hard man who dies with his boot on. They don’t die in their sleep or retire to become farmers. This is the Urban equivalent of a Viking Death without the hope of a Valhalla.

I’ll see you at the crossroads.
There in only one end for a hard man no matter how good he is: one day he will be a minute late or a second slow and he will die with iron in his hand and lead in his body.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 13, 2023
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Ripped him a second asshole

This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually “ripped him a second arsehole” but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someone’s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.
That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like he’d pissed himself and cleared his desk.
by AKACroatalin December 6, 2016
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a secret squirrel bunch

This is a group of intelligence, military and SpecOps cooperating in a top secret endeavor.
The Rangers were working on a special operation with a secret squirrel bunch.
by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2021
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