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You Look Like a Runner

What a tall, gay and old teacher in the walkways of the High School for Math, Science & Engineering walks up to you and says. He only does this to young, impressionable men that he fancies to see in tight shorts. He will usually accompany this with entering your personal space and/or putting his arm across your shoulder. As he is old and 6' 5", this is quite the unsettling experience.
Hey there young man... You look like a runner. Tryouts are coming up this season you know. You've got quite the body for it.
by glasspaper May 22, 2017
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it means...1. dude this is so cool...2. What happends when Prefontaine is running in his tighty whities at 2:30 am with a pack of stray grey-eyed wolves through the forest.
by Summers Eve February 28, 2005
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A Renner

A Renner is when you grab a hold of a gentleman and use Grizzly Wintergreen chaw spit to reduce friction.
"Preston looked like he needed a little Skoal for his hole. I gave him a Renner and he never called me back."
by DirtySam July 30, 2022
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