Murfed

To be extremely intoxicated, especially when very drunk or very stoned.

"Man, I am murfed right now."

"We got so murfed last night, we didn't know what was going on."

by Kid Kitten February 1, 2009

murf

this word origination on the islad of maui in hawaii, and usally the outer islands dont know what it means or use it. the real definition of murf is a really tick (thick) person, or someone that can beat the shizniz out of you.

ho look at dat murf fuka

by jahandy January 5, 2008

The Murf

When someone shows you his/her ass. Just like getting mooned.

You got murfed bitch! THE MURF!!!

by bargerbun November 29, 2009

Murf

Name of the Divine Tortoise, the one who will bring salvation to this wretched world.

Which religion do you believe in?
I believe in the one and only, Murf.

by Lanti February 16, 2022

Murf?

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by bigkdawg2069 April 8, 2022

Murf

alternative to wedgie

I have a gnarly murf brah.

by zzyzxxzyzz August 27, 2010

murfing

To jump, and or stomp on a pregnant girls stomach. And then one must consume all matter that has been expelled from vagina and butt hole.

Coal was sad when johnny got a huge pay load of plasma after he went murfing, while Coal got very little.

by nigga obie May 19, 2011