Leathered as a handlebar

Being in a state of of extreme drunkenness, but unable to vocalise the much more reasonable, 'Leathered as a handbag". i.e: the inability to identify the real phrase of the moment, instead reeling off many similar sounding phrases.

Any variation of the above is acceptable.
i.e: Leathered as a satchel
Satcheled as a handle bag,
Handlebaged as a leather.
Most variants are welcome.

"Mate, are you going to come on the beers tonight?"

"No thank you mate, I'm leathered as a handlebar".

by Anti Valmont December 2, 2009

Woodgrain and Leather With A Hole

Woodgrain is a type of material that goes on the dashboard and doors of a car. Leather is talkign about leather on the seats. The hole is another name for the sunroof.

I'm riding with Woodgrain and Leather With A Hole.

by Jon Forget July 27, 2005

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005

At least buy me a drink first.

Oftenly used when one person implies something sexual or something that sounds sexual. Could also be used when someone touches an intimate body part like the ass or tits, this could be an accident or on purpose.

Diego: *Trips and accidentally touches ass*
Julia: Wow, at least buy me a drink first.

by Dakiji February 18, 2019

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

A random ass auto correct from my phone

I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

by Imafatasscunt February 6, 2018

At least I have a dog

A term used as a counter offensive to when someone says an insult towards you. This quote was originated by an infuriated Mark in a playstation party one day

Fuck you, kill yourself
"At least I have a Dog"

by Some random 11 year old January 10, 2023

Old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

a girls face that's leathered from excessive makeup or tanning

That broads face looks like old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

by JP408 June 29, 2007