Taking a Jared

A 10-12 minute break consisting of a red bull and a cigarette.

“Hey did Joe fax that report over to corporate?”

“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared”

by 3little3series November 5, 2020

Pulling a Jared

When you take too much of a substance you do or don't know the content of and start straight salmon-ing on the floor

Person #1: Yo man I haven't seen Tiffany at school in like 3 days, have you heard from her?
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.

by LevMehArone January 25, 2022

Pulling a Jardot

To simultaneously vomit and shit all over the place.

Friend 1: “Oh, no! Tim is pulling a Jardot all over the place!”
Friend 2: “Clean that shit up, man!”
Friend 1: “I can’t! There’s too much! It’s everywhere!”

by Myuscle_Man June 13, 2018

pulling a jard

Being constantly under the influence in some way shape or form, for 7 or more consecutive days.

last week at the beach, Casey was totally pulling a jard.

by yaboycornbreadfdx June 28, 2018

A Jamedwardson

Jamedwardson Shot

.75oz Jameson
.75oz Blue Curacao

Yeah, I’ll get a Jamedwardson, a Guinness and a Hoegaarden

by JamieEd June 9, 2019

Jards on a bender

dark skinned, stinks of shit
wonky teeth homeless because cant afford braces or teeth

'Shit' is a synonym to the noun 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬

person 1: rahtid look at dem ruluum man over there styll
person 2: jheezedem i didnt even notice cuz
person 1: yeah my guye slicklyfe beggin it
person 2: tmab cant lie a jards life fulling with the bends

This is an example of "Jards on a bender"

by cahlielongwoodstyll September 29, 2020

Jaded Couple Arguing In a Low-Energy and Passive-Aggressive Manner

The Christmas film. God bless.

Hey, do you know "Christmas with the Kranks?"

Oh, you mean Jaded Couple Arguing In a Low-Energy and Passive-Aggressive Manner. Yeah, I watch it every so often!

Wait, wha-

by Dedede Man December 24, 2020