apples-to-apples

The conflation (cognizant or otherwise) of two distantly related notions.

ex. apples-to-apples:

"Look, Al Qaeda is a terrorist organization and we know with 100% certainty that Saddam is in pursuit of yellowcake uranium from Niger. September the Eleventh.

by Wordsworth (1770-1850) January 17, 2007

Apples to Apples

The act of handcuffing one's balls to another man's balls.

Chase: Hey, if I go apples to apples someone tonight would you think less of me in the morning?
Brynton: Absolutely not.

by Chase the Penetrator November 26, 2016

Apple

A magic little fucking red object kills every fucking doctor in the world when eaten

I just ate an apple and my fucking doctor is dead because I ate one

FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK

by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 31, 2021

Apple

what the fuck are you looking up apple for? what did you think you were going to find...

you know that round fruit that humans call an apple.

by Jenjers January 2, 2012

apple

A red fruit that is very similar to oranges but sexier

Oh look an apple, i'm having an orgasm

by _[]Your Real Name[]_ January 11, 2017

Apple

A nice, delicious and round fruit.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away,

if you throw it hard enough.

by bangtanbooties August 12, 2013

Apples to Apples

The sexual act of two gay men slamming their balls into each other.

Bill and Joel played apples to apples last night, it got a little loud

by Datboi113 October 13, 2017