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shag a barbers floor

the unfortunate position of being so horny that you would consider having sex with the floor in a barbers shop purely because it was available and had some hair on it.
ive not had a ride for so long i would shag a barbers floor so i would.
by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006
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Shag-a-rific

Some one who is worth getting in bed with. Fuckable. Male or female. If a male is Shag-a-rific, they most likely have a large 'love loaf'. Once you have them in bed, they are guaranteed to be absolutely amazing and have a great 'shag'.
Girl- Do you see that guy over there? He is definitely Shag-a-rific!

Friend- DAMN! I agree, I bet he also has an amazing Love Loaf. *wink.wink.*
by svnnshhernandez July 24, 2010
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Shag-a-thon

Having multiple sexual partners in one session. Can also be described as group sex.
Oi come to my house for a Shag-a-thon, ive invited 10 people. We are swapping partners every 10 minutes.
by 1011001 July 14, 2009
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World shag a Ginger Day

June 28th is world shag a Ginger day. Fuck a Ginger. Or go crazy and fuck multiple!
"why is everyone flirting with Ed Sheeran?"

"It's world Shag a Ginger day!"
by Gnome_dave April 18, 2022
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shag-a-tag

you are walkin down the street and there is a very fit lookin person u run up and jump on there back and you shout shag attack then u run away and imagin u shagged them
OMG there was this really fit guy walkin down the street and i cudnt help myself. i had to go shag-a-tag him!
by SIMONE BEEndJENNIFER BEE August 11, 2009
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Shag a shortbread

When you’ve just made a grand old error or found out some devastating news it’s appropriate to use this phrase
Mother: yer nan’s just died x
Me: OH shag a shortbread!
by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019
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shag on a rock

I was like a shag on a rock last night at the pub when you didn’t turn up!
by Sharpken April 8, 2025
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