pulling a kelly

generally said to someone when they do something really stupid like turn a corner doing 40 swerve to miss a car and in turn hit a tree which ends up hitting a house. (to be noted she did not get hurt which is why its funny)

1: yo u hear joey backed into a parked car?
2: no i didn't. ended up pulling a kelly eh?

by cheezhead October 6, 2008

A Kelsey Johnson

Term to describe your friend's girlfriend's slutty lazy eyes female roommate that is known to hop on other fellas' "Johnson".

Damn bro, your girl's roomie is acting like A Kelsey Johnson again.

by Annon2019 March 25, 2019

pulling a kelly

1.giving head to a kid before even hooking up with him after cracking jokes about getting on her knees.

2. hooking up with a 5th grader to get a glow necklace.

person 1:where did she go?
person 2: idk shes in the woods with some kid. i think shes pulling a kelly.
person 1:oh god.

by dontworryaboutittt October 27, 2008

Pull a Keller

To pull a Keller is a swimming term that means to jump off of the starting block and land on somebody who is already swimming.

Person 1 is up on the block, ready to dive as Person 2 comes in towards the wall.

Person 1 prepares to dive, but Person 2 does a flip turn instead of touching the wall, meaing they have another 50 or more to go.

It's too late for Person 1 to stop, and he falls into the water on top of Person 2.

Person 2: "I still had another 50 to go! Way to pull a Keller and get us D.Q.ed!"

by The Last Cowboy June 4, 2009

Pulling a Kelly

Becoming delusional, psychotic and making up absurd stories about people you know. Pulling a Kelly may result in arrest or commitment to a psychiatric facility as well as losing most of your friends.

That kid just went crazy for no reason....someone should tell him not to start pulling a kelly

by Bonita Sales January 12, 2012

Pulling a Kelly Khumalo

Household kwaito star Kelly Khumalo claimed to be a virgin back in 2006. Her racy image and in your face sexuality made a mockery of the claim. So "pulling a Kelly Khumalo" means pretending to be a virgin when you're not.

She really deceived him by pulling a Kelly Khumalo until he found out she was three months pregnant.

by Miss Smacked July 24, 2012

Pull a Kelsey

To pee in a sink

Eliza:Omg I'm so drunk and I have to go pee!
Fiona:Well there's a sink right there, just pull a Kelsey...
(Both stare at the sink)

by Clickyclick2096 May 15, 2016