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A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
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Got a date with the health inspector

Person 1:"Where is Preston?"
Person 2:"He got a date with the health inspector"
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On a date kinda nervous

A phrase used by white girls on Snapchat while eating with their friend who they are in fact not dating.
Kim, let me take a picture of you for Snapchat with your trendy meal so I can

Caption it On a date kinda nervous !
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It’s a date!

A phrase men/women say after asking someone on a date and that person agrees to go out with then.

It’s mainly used after the person who asked tells them what they’re doing.
Jim: Pam! Umm are you free for dinner tonight?

Pam: Yes!

Jim: Alright, then it’s a date!
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turn a date

Complete a prostitution transaction from beginning to end. Starts with when a ho can catch a date, ends when she leaves the john, either to quit for a while or to go find another date. Also called to turn a trick.
Girl, it's trick city out there! You can turn a date in no time flat!
by veiledvenus June 27, 2014
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have a date with Jill

"have a date with Jill" is a another term for male masturbating.

It is mostly used to used to offend somebody.

The name Jill is a metaphor for yor hand.

Your thumb and your index finger form the "J"
Your middlefinger forms the "I"
Your ring finger and pinkie form the "LL"
A: Oh! My first date with her. I´m so exited.
B: Yeah right, I think you have a date with Jill.
by sv3ns0n April 13, 2012
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On a date, kinda nervous

A phrase that started out funny but evolved into a phase white girls use every time they spend time with another person whether it be their significant other or even themselves.
*posting on Snapchat while spending time with another individual* “On a date, kinda nervous” Can also be said like: “on a date, not nervous at all”
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