When you edge a woman until she can’t control herself and then you jackhammer fart right on her clit so she squirts all over your dirty asshole to clean it up.
by darkraian December 30, 2021
Get the Bidetmug. When one is being excessively feminine and or a big gaping asshole they are said to be "on the bidet"
by Philly-BA May 1, 2007
Get the Bidetmug. I can't believe he's making out with another man on the dance floor while his boyfriend is watching. What a bidet.
by soanim8ed July 18, 2010
Get the Bidetmug. by jimbob February 16, 2003
Get the bidetmug. by Black cherry July 3, 2019
Get the A bidetmug. 1. A accessory water fixture located in or beside a toilet used for the purposes of cleaning one's arse.
2. A porcelain bowl with a water fixture used for the purposes of cleaning one's arse.
2. A porcelain bowl with a water fixture used for the purposes of cleaning one's arse.
Example
Person 1: The supermarket was out of toilet paper! What are we going to do now? We can't possibly clean our arses.
Person 2: Have you considered retrofitting a bidet? Some can cost literally less that $50 on Amazon, are simple to install, saves you money and uses less water than toilet paper production in the long run, leaves your bum cleaner and without irritation, and you will never run out of cleaning power so long as there is running water. It also saves a shit tonne of toilet paper which means the toilet paper shortage won't affect you as much. They are superior in almost every way.
Person 1: That's absurd! I will never use a bidet. I'll just use newspapers to clean my arse.
Person 2: *Intensely, but quietly judging Person 1's life decisions.*
Person 1: The supermarket was out of toilet paper! What are we going to do now? We can't possibly clean our arses.
Person 2: Have you considered retrofitting a bidet? Some can cost literally less that $50 on Amazon, are simple to install, saves you money and uses less water than toilet paper production in the long run, leaves your bum cleaner and without irritation, and you will never run out of cleaning power so long as there is running water. It also saves a shit tonne of toilet paper which means the toilet paper shortage won't affect you as much. They are superior in almost every way.
Person 1: That's absurd! I will never use a bidet. I'll just use newspapers to clean my arse.
Person 2: *Intensely, but quietly judging Person 1's life decisions.*
by Jackwerks01 April 9, 2020
Get the Bidetmug. by LOLWTFBBQCHIPS May 13, 2005
Get the Bidetmug.