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Whistance

There are moments in a man's life where he plays as a female character in a video game

character and decides that that is worthy of a self diagnosis of gender dysphoria.
On hormone replacement therapy and with a kawaii skirt in hand, it's time to
use a random name generator to create a moniker suitable for a princess such as yourself.

The process is not significant. What matters is the TIM period blood that shall be paved
henceforth as Whistance. Avert thy eyes Lesbians, before you stands the final boss of
autogynophilia.
Dude 1: I have become Whistance destroyer of wombs.
Dude 2: That Whistance pee pee is poggers and gender neutral.
by Sh1ump4AchtAcht July 17, 2022
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Cave whistler

A usually large lesbian that eats more pussy than 20 fat girls eat chocolate. They're known to sport big tattoos & wear men's muscle shirts
Check out that cave whistler over there. I bet she eats more pussy in a weekend than the four of us eat in a year.
by Cowboyone July 15, 2020
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gay whistle

The high-pitched sound made by certain, generally more effeminate, gay men when pronouncing the letter 'S'. It is similar to a lisp, with the added component of a whistle produced by blowing air through the front teeth.
John: Oh, sweety, that guy across the bar is absolutely fabulousssssss...
Jason: No kidding, but back off on that gay whistle; I heard he's only into hard-core butch guys.

Sarah: I really like John. I'm thinking of asking him out.
Susan: Girl, are you crazy? Didn't you hear his gay whistle?
by WonderWorder May 13, 2011
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Whistling up a pig’s ass

This expression was originally by Rednecks in the USA, but achieved wider recognition and usage due to combined operations between the US Army and British troops. It is used to describe something that is totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something you do not wish to do. By extension it can also be used to mean a person who is a waste of time and resources, someone with whom you do not wish to associate, that the world would be better off without and who is one of nature’s biggest mistakes, in short a complete and total Malcolm.
Malcolm has just fucked the system again, that waster is no more use than whistling up a pig’s ass.
by AKACroatalin March 13, 2019
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WaistBook

Being nice to ugly chicks on FaceBook...ie...sending "hugs". Just flirting online cause I'm not good at it in person.
I just "Waistbooked" Lori, and she wants me now cause I'm soooo hot.
by Bob Gruszka April 6, 2009
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waist scarf

When a stripper uses a scarf or similar garment to conceal the after effects of giving birth in an effort to garner larger financial gains.
Here, hun, before you go on stage you gonna want a waist scarf if you don't want scare the guys away with that botched caesarian.
by aretegroup August 30, 2014
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whistle dog combo

When you cheap out and take a girl to A&W for a first date and still have sex with her later that night. Therefore, you got to have sex and have awesome fast food for under ten bucks.
"I had a whistle dog combo last night because I took Megan to A&W and fucked her in my car after"
"Too bad Megan is a right chubby chicken"
by JLB237 October 11, 2011
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