zygote

sperm + egg = zygote
also some extreme gamers are called "zygote"
they are know to 0wn their competition, in games like unreal tournament

i made a zygote with my wife, and we are gonna have a baby

zygote kick my butt in unreal today

by Dan Billford April 24, 2003

Zygote Tag

Tagging a photo with the name of a person who isn't there, often tagging a mother's belly with the name of a child that wasn't born when the picture was snapped.

My aunt Betty keeps uploading pictures of my mom when she was pregnant -- she zygote tags me then makes some crack about how I ruined her body. Not funny.

by San Pablo Juan January 25, 2010

zygort

The cancerous cells that make up a christian's brain.

It's too bad about mom. She used to be so happy and free-spirited..until the zygort came.

by Platypoosy December 17, 2009

Zygotic episode

“Polite but meaningful phrase” to convey that a couple were trying to conceive a child. Coined by a contributor to Barbara Wallraff's Word Fugitives column, The Atlantic Monthly, March 2008.

Henry and Elizabeth had a zygotic episode.

by Zvezdochka September 3, 2011

Risk a Zygote

Verb. When a woman lets you cum inside of her without wearing a condom.

1: "Wow, you and that guy were going at it for a while!"

2: "Yeah, the sex is so good with him, I'd Risk a Zygote."

by Creeper McGee October 4, 2013

zygote

A zygote is a cross between a zebra an a goat.

The rusult of a zebra and a goat left alone for to long.

What happens when a zebra and a goat walk through a teleporter at the same time.

The zoo just got a new born zygote.

Hey Jim don't leave that zebra and goat in the barn for to long!

(Mad Scientist) Muhuwaha I have created a zygote.

by Sergeant Jackman May 16, 2006

zygote

A young jerk off. Usually a cousin of your friend.

"awww, why'd you bring Alex to the butt naked?, he's a zygote"

by ROBOTRON2012 March 27, 2009