Zurich

Largest Swiss city on the face of this planet.
Population is roughly 300,000 and has large foreign proportions (mostly Germans, Italian, American, British).
Average income's high and so is cost of living.
Beautiful lake, awesome climate. Nice women.
Terrific universities.

American dude: "Yo dawg. Where them Zurich at? Yo-diggy-dee-doo."
British dude: "Hello fella. The splendid city of Zurich is located by the Lake of Zurich and as you may notice lies in the German-speaking part of Switzerland. Interestingly, Switzerland has four lingual divisions, i.e. parts where French, German, Italian and Romansk are sp..."
American dude: "Yo what the dillio is you's tellings me dawg. Shut them mouth of yourz f00. I's them big dawg you feggin Brit. Yo. Dillio. Apple Pie. SUV. Mc D's dawg."

Swiss dude: "I cho es huara geile Poppeshaerli."
German dude: "What? I didn't get that. Speak German f00."

by DaSwissyFuzz August 27, 2006

Lake Zurich

The greatest town known to man kind. It is a known fact that if you know someone from Lake Zurich they will be the coolest person you have ever met in your life, unless of course you know another person from Lake Zurich.

Oh you are probably the coolest person I've ever met, you must be from Lake Zurich.

by LakeZurich April 16, 2009

Lake Zurich High School

Place where 100% of people lie about being drug-free. Located in Vape Zurich.

sam: hey where do you go to school?
franklin: vape zurich's very own Lake Zurich High School
sam: i see...

by squid lover August 10, 2016

Lake Zurich middle school north

The school where there are a lot of annoying rich white girls and guys. Hosting parties where people juul because they think it’s cool and try to buy one because they don’t care if they won’t be able to breath after the age of thirty. AirPods are as common as failing students because there are a lot. Doesn’t matter how much they suck South will always be worse. we are supposed to be great student because everyone expects the lake Zurich students to be. But really we just go to highschool to go to parties and get wasted.

Typical Lake Zurich middle school north student: “Hey did you see my AirPods I think I lost them.”
“Never mind it’s fine my dad will just buy me new ones again.”

by Lzmssisworsethannorth February 1, 2019

Lake Zurich

The Shithole of America. majority of population fells as though it is nice, but it is truly just made for adults that don't want to worry about shit. every community building is obviously geared towards adults, and ever teenager is supposed to get a kick out of doing nothing. FUCK LAKE ZURICH

Jim: yo dude, want to go to Lake Zurich?

Mike: FUCK THAT TOWN.

by PEACE_ESKIMO June 14, 2009

Zürich

The true capital of Switzerland and simply put the best city in the world. Home to Switzerland's best football team Grasshopper Club Zürich and home to everything that's good in the world.

Non-Zürcher 1: "I wish I was from Zürich."
Non-Zürcher 2: "I know life sucks."

by Samichlaus April 22, 2011

fc zürich

The best football club in all of switzerland, the only football club in the city of zürich, even if stupid people tell you something else. The club has a history of buying cheap talents and selling them for big money, there's also an excellent youth academy system that brought us players like Ricardo Rodriguez or Nico Elvedi. Even if the club has been mediocre on the football pitch in recent times, the fans are amongst the best in the country, their away atmosphere is even number 1.

Fc zürich is the greatest team in the world

by 13.5.2006 June 6, 2020