Zumped

The action of getting dumped on zoom during quarantine.

Sally: My boyfriend zumped me. I’ve been crying all day.
Alexa: Awww honey I’m sorry. He doesn’t deserve you if he dumped you over zoom.

by auyyyyaidan0619 April 27, 2020

zumpernugget

When u got chicken nuggets, but ur horny, so u jerk off while having a chicken nugget

Wow I'm bored, might as well use a zumpernugget

by Head soccer January 5, 2019

Zumph

An over-sized head

Look at the size of the Zumph on him!

by Obbzi July 30, 2009

zumpy

Dry Humping in its purest form

Bro me and that one chick went full on zumpy mode on my bed.

by Her Beast & Co. May 29, 2017

Zumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job while playing Xbox 360.

The other night, my girlfriend wanted me to pay attention to her instead of playing Call of Duty, so she unzipped my pants and gave me a zumpkin. That's when the my killstreak really went up.

by TurnerMeowPoop February 3, 2012

Zumph

When a nigga so ugly you can't see them

Jeff: Nigga this place is empty as fuck

Jeff2: Probably just zumphs

by Dddddjqksodkwj June 19, 2018

Zumpt

Smoke a blunt of good gas after being awake off of meff for 3 days and you will be zumpt

My boys tweaker geekin, he's zumpt. / I'm fucking zumpt and my pupils are unusually large uncle daddy

by The Experienced Crystal April 9, 2020