Zuked

When a thread on a Message Board get pulled off track by a jackass for his own pleasure. Usually the process begins when someone on a board asks a simple question only to have the Zuks tell a story about how he did this or that (mostly Bullshit that has nothing to do with the original post). Everyone piles on the Zuker and he plays victim.
The original post never gets answered and nothing is accomplished.

Original Post: How much do brakes cost to have done at the dealership?

Zuker: Be careful, one time I marked my oil filter and after asking for an oil change at the dealer my filter was still on my car.

OP: Thanks Jackass you Zuked my thread, anyone else know how much brakes cost to replace on a Jetta at the dealer?

by bt3101 November 14, 2011

Zujey

A gorgeous girl who is always there for her friends. She's very quiet about her feelings and how she feels. She's very nice but can give you attitude if you aren't friendly with her. She can be very hyper at times but she does that to make everyone laugh and smile. She's has an extremely beautiful personality, but she's a bit insecure about herself and what others think of her. When you need a friend you can always count on her.

Here comes Zujey I hope I can be her friend.

by Da.man April 26, 2017

zuleyka

a wonderful person to be around, to have fun with and that will make you laugh with a silly smile

With her silly smile Zuleyka makes Ashton laugh for hours.

by ahinkle0824 June 14, 2009

zuleyca

Zuleyca is a wonderful girl who is kind to everyone and is shy but once you get to know her she will be there when you need it and will make you laugh , smile , and be your support when you need it .

Wow she’s so nice I wonder if her name is Zuleyca

by Sopita is an egg October 20, 2019

Zuleyma

Zuleyma is the most beautiful person with a hugeheart so she’s such a good person. She can be your worst nightmare if you get on her bad side. Her most important thing in life is her family and friends. She gets allthe guys to like her without any work. She’s the best friend anyone can ever have.

Girl: who is that?!!
Boy: yeah!, that’s Zuleyma she’s amazing

by Though June 1, 2020

Zekey Mercedes

a pretty ass boy who drops more snippets then actual songs but is still fire

Girl : Hey did you hear Zekey Mercedes - Phantom ?

Friend: Yea he never drops anything but it was fire

by Ferarrisarefun September 10, 2020

Gad zukes

Exclamation of surprise, contemptand delight, almost always uttered following a fortuitoussuggestion, good idea or knowledge from one who you previously believed to be your inferior.

Bowsman Smee: "Why don't you keep Tiger-Lilly alive to use as bait to catch Peter Pan?"

Captain Hook: "Gad zukes Smee!"

by the ram of truth June 26, 2009